Did You Hear? With Kashmere! June 10: Cardi B, Chris Pratt, and Kylie!
Between dealing with kids, dealing with work, and dealing with Take Your Kids to Work Day, you may have missed some of the most insane things celebrities did this week. Well, have no fear — because Kashmere is here with his finger on the pulse and his eyes on every Instagram account of anyone worth talking about. From Oscar winners to reality TV royalty, to even actually royalty; here are the craziest stories going on this week. Welcome to our newest series, “Did You Hear? With Kashmere!”
Kashmere (also known as Danny Murphy) is a comedian, writer, and pop culture connoisseur (despite not really knowing how to spell connoisseur). He currently writes for Betches and Marie Claire and has also been featured in Glamour, Seventeen and Town & Country. When he’s not drinking red wine or iced coffee while watching Bravo, he’s performing around New York and hosting PASS THE AUX at The Stonewall Inn and DO I SEND IT? at Branded Saloon. Follow his fake reality show AKA his Instagram stories, @kashmeredanny.
Cardi B’s Feet Are Swollen Plastic surgery ain’t no joke, apparently, because that is maybe the reason Cardi B has feet that are reminiscent to Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy journey that was the most pure and hysterical thing in this world. Turns out, everyone’s favorite rapper (except Nicki Minaj’s) can’t get on a plane without her feet growing three times in size. She says this is the reason for her cancelled shows, which I get, because I would 100% cancel a show if I got a pimple that was too noticable. Read more here.
Justin Beiber Wants to Fight Tom Cruise? It must be so exhausting to be Justin Beiber. Between peeing in buckets and supporting Chris Brown, he found the time to… challenge Tom Cruise to a fight? We’re tired just thinking about that. I wonder if he’s too young to remember that though Cruise is tiny, he has high ups — just ask Oprah and her couch. Check out more about the saddest fight that would ever be here.
We Need This (Mythical) Cruel Intentions Remake to Happen . Okay this is more so just a plea for Ava Phillippe to help remake one of my favorite movies. Over the weekend, the daughter of Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon shared a picture with her boyfriend — and the Internet went crazy saying they look just like Reese and Ryan in Cruel Intentions. Because every teenager wants the world to shout “HEY YOUR DATING SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOUR DAD,” right? See the similarities here!
Chris Pratt Walks Down the Aisle, Take Two Chris Pratt has done a lot of transformations in his career. From adorable chubby guy, to shredded superhero, to divorcee — he’s lived it all. Most recently, he started dating Katherine Schwarzenegger and going to church a lot, and their most recent trip to church ended with them walking out newlyweds. I wonder if Anna Faris thinks he’s unqualified for a new relationship or not. Check it out here.
Jordyn Woods and Kylie Jenner At Same Party . Because when you’re rich, twenty-two and a fan of Fit Tea, your circles are bound to overlap. These two “bravely” attended the same party, which is nothing — don’t they know the amount of twenty year-olds in college who throw up on someone Saturday night and then have to be their Chem partner Monday morning at 8:30 AM? If you care, read here — but also if you’d rather do anything else, just follow me on Instagram instead.
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