Cristela Alonzo’s “This Is Not Happening” TSA Nightmare

Cristela Alonzo appeared on Ari Shaffir’s new Comedy Central show, “This Is Not Happening”. In the series where comedians tell true stories, Cristela talked the first time she traveled with a new boyfriend, a cop who’s Jewish. Two things here, Cristela has a love for Jewish guys (much to the delight of host Ari Shaffir), but she has a fear of the police. The latter is going to win out here.
Cristela discusses the problems of their first getaway weekend. You know the trip is going to hell right away, when you hear a TSA agent yell “Whoa Nellie” when checking your boyfriend’s luggage. After hearing this story from Cristela, you’ll know why Ari Shaffir calls this show, “This Is Not Happening”.
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