Cosby Guilty!

Bill Cosby has been found guilty on all three counts of sexual assault in his sexual assault trial today. The jury found him guilty of aggravated indecent assault in the case brought by Andrea Constand. The 80 year old comedian was found guilty on retrial, after the first attempt to prosecute resulted in a hung jury.

The news hit the top of every major (and most minor) news outlets with people receiving constant alerts on their phones as all the top outlets pinged their readers, including E! CNN, HuffPo, NY Times, Daily Mail and more.

The jury was out for 15 hours before returning the verdict.

The DA has requested that bail be revoked, while awaiting sentencing. No sentencing date has been set yet. The judge has 100 days to impose a sentence.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Cosby ranted after the verdict was announced, and called the D.A. and asshole, shouting “I’m sick of him!” as the DA requested that bail be revoked. When the D.A. called Cosby a flight risk who owned a plane, Cosby reportedly replied, referring to himself in the third person, “he doesn’t have a plane, you asshole.”

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