Celebrate Star Wars: Revenge Of The Fifth With Everyone’s Favorite Stand Up Jedi

Humans, Ewoks and Wookies everywhere celebrated Monday’s “May the 4th…be with you” Star Wars holiday. But next day brings the Revenge of the Fifth. To celebrate “Star Wars”, Australian site TripleM.com.au, is bringing your headliner to the stage. He’s the Jedi Master of Jokes, he uses the Force of Funny, he yields the Lightsaber of Laughs…it’s Yoda!

TripleM has taken some classic one-liners from famous comedians and used an intergalactic translator to turn them into Yoda-speak.

Sam Kinison once said “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”

Rodney Dangerfield’s “I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.”

From Louis C.K., “There are two types of people in the world: People who say they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars.”

The Ricky Gervais joke, “Put a bet on the paralympics the other day; try telling the bookies that they’re all winners.”

Classic Joan Rivers line, “The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven’t seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.”

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