Bill Cosby Accusers Now At 26!

Vulture is reporting that 2 new Bill Cosby accusers have come forward bringing the total to a whopping 26! Joined by attorney Gloria Allred, the two women held a joint press conference. The latest accusers are Helen Hayes (different from the First Lady of American Theater) and a woman known only as “Chelan”.
Hayes said Cosby “stalked” her in 1973 and at one point, came up behind her and grabbed her breast. While “Chelan” claims Cosby invited her to his Vegas hotel room in ’86, drugged her, let a stranger take photos of her and then sexually assaulted her.
This has to be it right. There cannot be even one more surprise, can there Bill?
Wait…..why am I feeling so dizzy? Bill what did you do to this Coca Cola?
