Bill Burr Teaches You to Make a Homemade Pie Crust
On December 10th comedian Bill Burr posted a video teaching you how to make a pie crust. Even if you don’t give a shit about making a pie crust you’ll watch this damn thing from start to finish. In a few hours, 115,000 people watched, you will too.
It’s baking with Burr. Billy the baker. Cause you know, the fucking holidays are coming up. And if Bill Burr can make a fucking homemade pie crust, than god dammit so can you. It’s simple, he says. You take one of these things, and you do that thing with two of those things.
What you’ll need:
2 C Gold Medal Flour (not gluten free, save the whales)
Some salt.
8 Tablespoons (apparently some people call them ounces) of cold butter
Some kind of amount of Crisco
4 ounces of some kind of liquid, most likely water
A board thing.
Pastry cloth.
A bowl.
A rolling pin.
Some kind of thing from your grandmother.
A pie plate.
And go ahead, use an apron. As Bill says, you don’t even have to blow anyone to get one.
