This week the Governator took to the media to unapologetically defend the controversial quarantine he had imposed on a young nurse.  But don't worry, if we have to quarantine people, Christie is ready to improve quarantine conditions, so everyone will be happy.  Here are some of the methods Christie plans to employ.

[tps_header] New ideas to attempt to deter people from continually jumping White House fence… [/tps_header] With all of the fence jumpers making the news these days […]

Earlier this week Ron Klain spent his first day as "EBOLA CZAR"…… We sent our Meme'd News team to stand outside his office all day overhearing quotes. Here are some of the things overheard outside Ron Klain's office on his first full day as EBOLA CZAZ.

Ring the Bells! Starbucks has a new flavor and for some reason this is huge news. This year you can add a new artificially flavored coffee and milk beverage to your rotation with Starbucks new Chestnut Praline Latte. AFter hearing this big important news, we went behind the scenes to find out which flavors definitely won't be making an appearance this holiday season.

[tps_header] Signs your neighbor may be harboring a stash of illegal lobsters. [/tps_header] This week the media is reporting about an illegal lobster stash that was […]

[tps_header] The Pope’s list of things that prove God no longer fears new things… [/tps_header] This week, the media reported that the Pope has made a […]

This week the media reported that a gentleman who went to get a colonoscopy woke up wearing pink panties that he is certain weren't his. The whole concept of the colonoscopy isn't exactly comforting, and nobody likes the idea of being under anesthesia, so this news report hasn't exactly been comforting. Here are some other things you don't want to wake up to, after you've had a colonoscopy.

This week it was announced that Turner Broadcasting was trimming fat, which meant big layoffs and cancellations were happening all over CNN and HLN. Buyouts and layoffs were widespread with several programs being outright cancelled. But we have some ideas for CNN to perk up ratings and save money to forgo possible massive layoffs………

Four years ago a British man had a British parrot with a British accent living with him in his Southern California home, but that parrot, named Nigel, went missing.  Four years later Nigel and his owner were reunited. Nobody knows where Nigel has been for the last four years, but now, he speaks Spanish.  Here's our handy guide to tell if your parrot has been off to exotic places...

This week the media reported that the infamous Florida "Drive Thru" Funeral Home was demolished. The funeral home sat empty for years, but back in its 80's hey day, it offered the ease and simplicity of a drive through funeral, where mourners would not have to leave the comforts of their car to pay their final respects. Well drive-thru, we'll miss you. And here are the things we will miss most, about the good ole drive thru days.

Earlier this month, arrests were made after  more than 900 chickens were slaughtered with a golf club.  While no excuse could ever excuse such a horrible act, there were some excuses offered by the suspects for why they would do such a terrible thing.

This week the Huffington Post and other news sources talked about how to tell if you are an exercise addict. Well we think that's a pretty easy thing to tell. But how can you identify yourself as someone who isn't an exercise junkie? Here are seem easy clues.