October 28, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Gov Christie Defends Quarantine

This week the Governator took to the media to unapologetically defend the controversial quarantine he had imposed on a young nurse.  But don't worry, if we have to quarantine people, Christie is ready to improve quarantine conditions, so everyone will be happy.  Here are some of the methods Christie plans to employ.
October 24, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Ebola Czar Has Spoken

Earlier this week Ron Klain spent his first day as "EBOLA CZAR"…… We sent our Meme'd News team to stand outside his office all day overhearing quotes. Here are some of the things overheard outside Ron Klain's office on his first full day as EBOLA CZAZ.
October 23, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Rejected Holiday Starbucks Flavors

Ring the Bells! Starbucks has a new flavor and for some reason this is huge news. This year you can add a new artificially flavored coffee and milk beverage to your rotation with Starbucks new Chestnut Praline Latte. AFter hearing this big important news, we went behind the scenes to find out which flavors definitely won't be making an appearance this holiday season.
October 19, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Patient Wakes Up in Pink Panties

This week the media reported that a gentleman who went to get a colonoscopy woke up wearing pink panties that he is certain weren't his. The whole concept of the colonoscopy isn't exactly comforting, and nobody likes the idea of being under anesthesia, so this news report hasn't exactly been comforting. Here are some other things you don't want to wake up to, after you've had a colonoscopy.
October 17, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: How to Help Save CNN

This week it was announced that Turner Broadcasting was trimming fat, which meant big layoffs and cancellations were happening all over CNN and HLN. Buyouts and layoffs were widespread with several programs being outright cancelled. But we have some ideas for CNN to perk up ratings and save money to forgo possible massive layoffs………
October 16, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Parrot Takes Four Year Vacation

Four years ago a British man had a British parrot with a British accent living with him in his Southern California home, but that parrot, named Nigel, went missing.  Four years later Nigel and his owner were reunited. Nobody knows where Nigel has been for the last four years, but now, he speaks Spanish.  Here's our handy guide to tell if your parrot has been off to exotic places...
October 14, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: They Demolished the Drive Thru Funeral Home

This week the media reported that the infamous Florida "Drive Thru" Funeral Home was demolished. The funeral home sat empty for years, but back in its 80's hey day, it offered the ease and simplicity of a drive through funeral, where mourners would not have to leave the comforts of their car to pay their final respects. Well drive-thru, we'll miss you. And here are the things we will miss most, about the good ole drive thru days.