January 21, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Last Minute Cuts From The SOTU

Last night most of America turned on the State of the Union Address, but only because it was on every channel. What you didn't see, were the parts of President Obama's speech that got cut at the last minute. We got a hold of those last minute clippings, straight off the cutting room floor.
January 17, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Boy Who Never Went to Heaven

Oh boy. Remember the boy who said he went to heaven and came back? Well, you didn't need this story to tell you that he didn't. Heaven isn't a round trip kiddo. Anyway, if you ever thought you might have died, went to heaven and came back again, here are some signs that you didn't.
January 11, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Surviving the Polar Vortex

It's &*^%$^* cold out there. From New York to Chicago and even down south nobody is dancing in the streets cause its M*%#ther F$#@king freezing, all thanks to this "polar vortex." Here's how everyone's dealing with the subfreezing temperature in cities around the country.
January 9, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Eaten Alive

The media is reporting that now the Discovery Channel President admits that the highly publicized "Eaten Alive" special promos, where TDC made it seem like a snake was going to swallow a man whole, may have been exaggerated and misleading.
January 8, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Boston Time Capsule

This week, a 1795 time capsule was unearthed in Boston more than 200 years after Samuel Adams and Paul Revere first buried it there. It was an incredible discovery. The media reported that the capsule held precious items like Five folded newspapers, a Massachusetts commonwealth seal, a title page from Massachusetts colony records and at least 24 coins. There were other things found that didn't get brought up by the media for some reason. Luckily we have a record of those items.
January 5, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Overheard in Jerry Jones Box

Oh Chris Christie you've done it again. Made headlines for hanging with Jerry Jones and supporting the Cowboys. Everyone's focused on the video that took place at the end of the game, where Jerry Jones denied the gov his high five. But here are some of the other things overheard in that box.
January 2, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Hiring the Next Jets Coach

This week as part of the black Monday fun, it was announced that the Jets fired Coach Rex Ryan and GM John Idzik. None of this was shocking of course, as the Jets haven't exactly been performing well in a long ...long...time. Wondering what questions might come up at the interviews for hiring the next coach for the Jets? We've got a few ideas.
January 1, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: New Years Morning Blues

If you were out partying last night, you might not remember everything you did last night. Was it a good year? Was it a bad year? You're not so sure. If things are a little fuzzy, or maybe you just couldn't tell if you had a good time or not, here are a few signs, you had a bad New Years Eve.
December 31, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: New Years Eve

If you are heading to Times Square on New Years Eve, you'll have the experience of a lifetime, but there are probably a few things you should know to prepare. Dress in layers. Learn to pee in a snapple bottle, don't take the brown acid....and if you hear any of these things being said in the crowd...relocate.
December 27, 2014

Meme’d From the Headlines: Amazon Fire

Looks like Amazon is refusing to give up on its Fire phone, as the company Amazon continues to look into ways to improve its Fire phone's sagging sales. A recent round of major updates announced earlier this month has helped some, but this product is going to need more than that. Here are some of the rumored future updates coming to the assistance of Amazon Fire sagging sales.