A Pair of 85-Year Old Twins Plan To Sleep With Fishes

vollmer twinsThe 85-year Vollmer twins, Van and Carl of Brooklyn, New York, are gathering a young crew so they may set sail on the ship known as the Peacemaker. Their voyage will take them around the world; but the plan is that two men will not return. Van and Chris want to spend their last years sailing the globe and eventually be buried at sea. Here’s hoping the Vollmer Twins can get Wes Anderson to cast their shipmates and design their uniforms.

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