Inventor of the Foam Finger Finally Weighs in on Miley Cyrus

foam fingerSteve Chimelar, who invented the foam finger in 1971, had this to say to Fox Sports about Miley Cyrus’ performance at the VMA’s:

“She took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it. Fortunately, the foam finger has been around long enough that it will survive this incident.”

Finally, someone has been able to defile the good name of the foam finger. Next Miley Cyrus will be performing abortions on top of a Terrible Towel.

Read more at theatlanticwire.com

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