How To: Make a Semen Cocktail

semenologyApparently some guy named Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer is an expert in cooking with semen. He’s put out a book about making cocktails with jizz. Some of the cocktails in the book: Slightly Saltier Caviar, Special ‘S’ Barbecue Sauce, Mexican Cumslide, and Watermelon Gin Jizz. Is anyone actually drinking these things? Besides a Bukake Car Bomb in a porno, the answer has to be no.

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