Friday July 12 Daily Links

FRIDAY 7.12
NEWS STORIES
Morning Joe Host Blames Obama for George Clooney Op Ed
“Morning Joe” co-host Mika Brzezinski thinks that Obama was the real force behind George Clooney’s decision to speak boldly against Joe Biden’s plan to run for President later this year.
This is just racism.
They Got the Dollar Tree Jizzer
The Philly man accused of masturbating on a woman’s leg inside a Dollar Tree store has surrendered to authorities.
And once again the people of Philly can live a jizz free life.
Biden Calls Zelensky, President Putin
Speaking at the NATO summit in Washington, D.C. on Thursday, President Joe Biden introduced Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky as “President Putin.”
Thanks Obama
SPORTS
Caller Says Michael Kay Is a Yankees Simp
When the caller referred to Kay as a Yankee boy, Kay went off. “You know what, jerk-off?” Kay responded. “You want me to hang up on you, don’t you? I’m not gonna hang up on you! I’m gonna let you spew your nonsense! All I do is sit here and criticize the Yankees every day! Are you hard of hearing? Are you hard of hearing, Mike?”
Maybe they were just saying he does a soft yankee?
John Kruk Defends Brandon Marsh Hair
After Fox broadcaster Adam Wainwright said Phillies Outfielder Brandon Marsh’s hair looked like a bunch of rat tails stuck together,” Kruk called out Wainwright. “I think it looks damn good,” said Kruk about Marsh’s hair.
Lucky we have kruk to stick up for the slovenly.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Beastie Boys Sue Chilis
Michael Diamond, Adam Horovitz and Adam Yauch’s widow are suing Chili’s for using the video of their song Sabotagein an ad without permission. The ad featured three characters wearing the same conspicuous ’70s-style disguises as the Beasties where they rob a Chili’s restaurant of its secret ingredients.
Sounds like someones getting free ribs for life.
Hugh Grant Takes Shots at Streamers
He’s so mad at movie theaters closing and he’s taking shots at streamers. “Fulham Rd cinema closing after 94 years. Strangely unbearable,” Grant wrote to his followers. “Let’s all sit at home and watch ‘content’ on ‘streaming.’ While scrolling. Miserable face emoji.”
Welcome to 2024.
Danny Elfman Sued for Defamation
Harassment accuser Nomi Abadi has filed a lawsuit against composer Danny Elfman alleging defamation and saying he “peddled appalling lies for publication to Rolling Stone about Nomi,” particularly in his denials of her accusations.
I dunno Dan, starting to see a pattern here.
Why Andy Samberg Left SNL
“It was a big choice. For me, it was like, I can’t actually endure it anymore, but I didn’t want to leave,” he told host Kevin Hart.
That, and he just wasn’t funny.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Florida Man Gator Beer Can Opener
Florida is becoming Bedrock and this man is Fred Flinstone
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