Sunday June 9 Daily Links
SUNDAY 6.9
NEWS STORIES
Three Florida Swimmers Attacked by Sharks
Shark attacks off the Florida panhandle have left three swimmers injured on Friday in two separate incidents.
They’re naming the sharks Jaws, Jaws 2 and Jaws 3D
Cali Law Bars Mark Fuhrman From Policework
Fuhrman cannot work as a policeman according to a Cali law, now bars police officers who act criminally or with bias from serving.
He’s 75. Where does he want to police? Walmart?
Giuliani Coffee Roastery Bankrupt
Rudy started hawking his own line of coffee but turns out he was just in a deal for a company to sell Rudy branded beans and give him a big cut of the sales. Well now that company has filed for bankruptcy so it doesn’t look like this will be of any help with his financial problems..
Now we know how we lost the towers.
Former Astronaut Killed in Plane Crash
Astronaut William Anders took an iconic photo of Earthrise in 1968 from space, has been killed in a plane crash. He was piloting his plane off the San Juan islands when the craft plummeted into the waters.
Who would have thought rockets were safer than planes.
Maine Beach Quicksand????
A popular beach in Maine has had multiple reports of quicksand nearly swallowing up beachgoers.
That’s ironic because everything in Maine is so slow.
SPORTS
Chicago Cubs Owner Trying to Rename a Wyoming Town
Billionaire Joe Ricketts is facing major backlash after he started the groundwork to get Bondurant, Wyoming renamed to Little Jackson Hole. He owns 1300 acres there and is planning on building a resort.
Why not name it after yourself instead and call it Little Asshole, WY.
No Caitlin on USA 2024 Olympic Team?
Per a report from The Athletic, Clark is expected to be left off the roster with head coach Cheryl Reeve and her staff favoring more veteran players.
Does NBC and the WNBA have no one who understands marketing?
Ohtanis Interpreter Banned From Delivering for Uber
Shohei Ohtani’s ex-interpreter Ippei Mizuhara– who is knee deep in a gambling, fraud and theft scandal can’t even get a job delivering from Uber Eats. The platform banned him. “Mizuhara has been an Uber Eats courier for a few years. Given these recent charges, he no longer has access to the platform,” Uber spokesperson Gabriela Condarco-Quesada told the outlet.
How did anyone know what he looked like?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Staten Island Residents Annoyed by Pete Davidson Colin Jost Eyesore
Residents of the Staten Island neighborhood where Colin Jost And Pete Davidson’s Infamous Staten Island Ferry is docked are complaining about it, saying nothing has been done in the years since they bought it. It belongs on the Scrap Yard, one resident said.
And that’s coming from people who live in Staten Island.
Nick Cannon Insures His Sack
He’s got 12 kids and is insuring his nutsack for $10 million. Men’s soap care Dr. Squatch helped to fund the $10 million insurance policy through MMA/Momentous Insurance.
You should insure your asshole too cause that’s what you talk out of.
JLO and Ben Selling Marital Home. Its Over
Divorce is imminent. So imminent that the duo are selling their brand new home, bought just one year ago. They’ve been rmarried for just under 2 years.
Well you gave it a real run this time.
VIRAL & TRENDING
nothing here yet
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