Friday May 31 Daily Links

FRIDAY 5.31


NEWS STORIES

 



Trump is a Convicted Felon

A New York jury has found Trump guilty on 34 separate felony counts.

It won’t cost him one vote, and what a fundraiser.

Read more at CNN


Trump said N Word and its on Tape

Off screen on the Apprentice, Trump and others were allegedly discussing who should win that season, Bill Rancic or Kwame Jackson. Supposedly, Trump said, “Yeah,” he says to no one in particular, “but, I mean, would America buy a n— winning?” And its also supposedly on video.

And obviously it won’t cost him one vote.

Read more at Mediaite


Trump Walks Out Weinstein Wheels In

After Trump left the courthouse in NYC, the press didn’t even have to move a muscle to set up for Harvey Weinstein to be wheeled in for a hearing.

New York, New York.

Read more at The Express

Majority of Americans closely following election news

The sane ones.

Read more at pew research

More than half of Americans are following election news closely, and many are already worn out


Clocks on the Moon?

Scientists say we need to figure out what time it is on the moon, and we have to stop fucking around.

Isn’t it half past the cow’s ass?

Read more at CNN



SPORTS



Nick Wright praises MLB for Negro Leagues stats inclusion

“This is our American history,” Wright said. “It’s messy and it’s imperfect, and there’s no exact way to right these wrongs. But this is a step and an acknowledgment that when we talked about the best baseball players in the early 19th century, we really were just talking about the best white baseball players.”

So far you’re the only one talking about it .

Read more at awful announcing

Darryls Back

His heart is strong enough to do two fat rails.

Read more at TMZ.
https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/30/darryl-strawberry-back-full-strength-after-heart-attack/


EX NFLer working at Governor’s Mansion while serving prison sentence

Ex-Las Vegas Raider Henry Ruggs is serving out a prison sentence, but also working at the Nevada’s Governor’s mansion. Ruggs is serving his sentence at Stewart Conservation Camp in northern Nevada, a facility which houses minimum custody and community trusty inmates. Ruggs is classified as a “community trusty,” according to the Nevada Department of Corrections. In that job, community trustys work for government offices making $2.50 an hour.

George and Jerry had this idea first.

Read more at 8newsnow.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Lenny Kravitz 9 Years Celibate

“It’s a spiritual thing. I’ve become very set in my ways, in the way I live.”

What a waste of a good dick.

Read more at TMZ


Matt Rife Extremely Exhausted

Rife decided to postpone a few dates at the last minute over an alleged health industry which seems to be extreme exhaustion

It’s my Rife and it’s now or never.

Read more at People.


Vince McMahon Under DOJ Investigation

He’s the Trump of wrestling.

Read more at deadline.


Ben Affleck Worn Out

Insiders say Ben is jsut plain worn down from the intensity of wife Jennifer Lopez’s lifestyle.

We’re all worn down from hearing about it.

Read more at Goss.

Ben Affleck is ‘worn down’ by wife Jennifer Lopez’s lifestyle: ‘The honeymoon phase has worn off’



VIRAL & TRENDING



nothing here yet

EVERYTHING



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