After rejecting both Trump and RFK during their convention, Libertarians nominated Chase Oliver as their candidate.

Guess they only want that 3 percent

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Wildwood Mayor Ernie Troiano, Jr. said that the city had declared a “state of emergency” – which allows it to send an abnormally large police presence to the area – and blamed the situation on “unruly” teens.

wildwood has been a state of emergency since 1968. the only time it’s safe is when it’s snowing

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Workers out of vacation time, or without vacation time are taking time off while pretending to be working from home. It’s called quiet vacations.

What do you care where they are? home is where the heart is and sometimes your heart is in a pool bar.

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I don’t think of Kylie as a homemaker, I think of her as my wife. I think of her as a mother. She has an occupation, as do I, and we keep our house the best we can. Our marriage is a partnership, we are equals.

neither of you can pass block so yeah. equals.

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Author Jon Finkel said, “Randy was the ultimate self-made performer who only cared about the audience. If you look at the biggest moments in his career that people remember, it’s taking a live snake bite in front of a live TV audience. It’s losing to Ricky Steamboat. It’s losing to The Ultimate Warrior. It’s losing to Hulk Hogan. But somehow, he became more beloved with all of those losses. His ultimate dream was to be the greatest wrestler of all time, the greatest entertainer of all time. He came close. He’s just one of the most unique, charismatic entertainers we’ve had, and it was all on purpose. He crafted this creation and we were all the better for it as wrestling fans.”

Hopefully this isn’t a how to

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He’s a giant Pacers fan but ESPN hasn’t used him for any coverage outside his own series.

well basketball belongs to Stephen A and he’s the imus of this family

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Its the lowest-grossing Memorial Day weekend since the $117.1 million seen in 1995, when “Casper” opened, excluding 2020 when movie theaters were closed.

We wanted tentpoles to fail but we thought they’d be replaced by something.

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The female ensemble of Jacques Audiard’s crime musical Emilia Pérez — Selena Gomez, Zoe Saldaña, Karla Sofía Gascón and Adriana Paz — received the best actress honor at the prestigious 2024 Cannes Film Festival gala ceremony Saturday night

it’s a great way to recognize everyone and cheapen the award.

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“Both of those movies would be great for Netflix. They definitely would have enjoyed just as big an audience on Netflix,” Sarandos said in an interview with the New York Times. “And so I don’t think there’s any reason to believe that certain kinds of movies do or don’t work. There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor. He is 28 years old, and he watched Lawrence of Arabia on his phone.”

How do you figure?

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Dench doesn’t want to stop working but has great difficulty seeing which makes it hard to work. She suffers from macular degeneration of her eyes.

Who thought Judi would hit the bench.

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In his new memoir, Stern says he was supposed to star in a sitcom called Partners in 1999. But the show fell apart after sexual assault accusations were leveled. “They offered me a boatload of money, made me an executive producer… they had a big-name director, Brett Ratner and we cast great actors, including Jeremy Piven,” he recalls. Women were confiding to him that “Brett and Jeremy were sexually harassing them, and they were afraid.” So he blew the whistle and the series never happened. Stern claims a producer pulled him aside and yelled, “Don’t you say a f–king word to anyone, or we’ll sue you!”

right idea but your timing stinks

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“It’s all very meta on every level,” Goggins said of filming. “We’re guests checking into a hotel playing guests checking into a hotel. We spend all this time together, whether we like it or not, eating breakfast, lunch and dinner. We work where we stay.”

Hopefully without the murder.

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Thousands of running clubs all over the world – plenty of which have acted as inadvertent matchmaking services.

It’s a great way to week out the fatties

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