Friday May 17 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at May 17, 2024

FRIDAY 5.17

NEWS STORIES

Check Out Who Got All the Philadelphia Democratic Primary Write Ins

I’ll tell you who didn’t get the write -ins: people. We don’t know exactly who the write ins voted for. 10% of the vote were write in votes, and we do know Gritty got quite a few.

Philly gets confused.

SPORTS

Blond Lady Eyed With Mark Davis is Pregnant

Is it his? We don’t know but last season she was sitting in his suite and there was speculation about their relationship. Davis of course is the majority owner of the LV Raiders.

Let’s wait and see if this baby has a bowl cut.

Highest Paid Athlete in the World is Ronaldo

According to Forbes, Ronaldo earns $260m, and he is the highest paid athlete on the planet, thanks to a massive payday from Saudi Arabia- the same one Messi rejected.

Unfortunately since he’s in SA nobody ever sees him play.

NFL Says Harrison Butkers Views Dont Reflect Their Own

The National Football League felt for some reason they needed to let the world know that when Harrison Butker gave a commencement speech that sounded like it was written in the 1950’s he did not speak for them.

Do you also agree with the Kelce brothers? Didn’t hear you disclaiming them…

Hoda and JennaSlam Harrison Butker Speech

“Who is [Harrison] to tell us?” she quipped, to which Kotb, 59, added, “Don’t speak for us. I think that’s kind of the thing. Stop speaking for women out there.”

This is the first time a kickers ever been discussed on the today show

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

TDB Thinks Seinfeld Legacy at Risk

Bird Poet and Shane Gillis hater Seth Simons thinks that Jerry’s legacy has been Teflon up until now, but that his legacy is in danger. Not because he wrote a shitty movie, but because of a graduation speech.

Jerrys in danger? Ok we really need to stop fucking around.

IMAX Commits to Megalopolis Release

Francis Ford Coppolla’s Megalopolis will get a wide release on IMAX screens across America. The announcement was made during Cannes where the film debuted.

Imax is like, stop. You had me at MEGA.

Diddys Mule Accepts Deal In Drug Case

Brendan Paul won’t be going to jail after accepting a deal in a drug case.

Jeeze i wonder whose name he gave up?

Sharon Stone and Liam Neeson Have Some Demands

They collectively demand that Kevin Spacey be allowed to resume Hollywood career.

Okay. Hire him.

Will Smith Names His Real-Life Ride or Dies

His wife made the list and so did DJ Jazzy Jeff and Alfonso Ribiero.

Did Chris Rock make the list?