The Don needs money, and he loves to sell crap. Now he’s selling “God Bless the USA” Bibles, with a copy of the US Constitution for $60 a pop and he’s partnered with Lee Greenwood on the gimmick.

Does he realize that Jesus never made it to America?

Read more at mediaite

NBC hired Ronna McDaniel but within four days of announcing her hiring, NBC is letting her go after pretty much everyone at the network and on social media hated the idea.

Don’t worry, within 5 years you’ll be hosting SNL.

Read more at NY Times

DeSantis signed a bill banning all kids under 14 from social media, and requiring that 14 and 15 year olds get their parents permission to use any social platforms.

Don’t they already need permission to use the computer or phone?

Read more at NY Post.
https://nypost.com/2024/03/25/us-news/ron-desantis-signs-law-restricting-social-media-for-people-under-16/

Sorry Football fans, Aaron Rodgers is not going to be on Robert F Kennedy Jr’s presidential ticket. RFK chose Nicole Shanahan instead.

More bad news Football fans. She’s not related to the coach of the 49ers.

Read more at NY Post.

Former NFL Quarterback Vince Young was KO’ed in a bar fight in February and now you can watch video of the incident.

You got knocked the fuck out.

Read more at mediaite

In her new book, Rebel has a chapter dedicated to telling us all that Sacha Baron Cohen is an asshole. He denied all of her allegations, vehemently, and threatened some legal action. But she’s not afraid. “Thanks so much to everyone who has sent gorgeous memories of support in the last few days and to those who shared with me their stories of this a–hole!” she wrote via her Instagram Story. “Don’t worry I won’t be bullied or threatened by this guy!” the actress added. “And am working hard behind the scenes to make sure my book comes out.”

This is he said, she said, book read.

Read more at page six.

“two weeks ago, we did some jokes about that mystery and all the attendant fru-fra in the reporting about that. And when I made those jokes, that upset some people, and even before her diagnosis was revealed, and I can understand that. A lot of my jokes have upset people in the past, and I’m sure some of my jokes will upset people in the future. But there’s a standard that I try to hold myself to, and that is I do not make light of somebody else’s tragedy. “Now, I don’t know whether her prognosis is a tragic one, she’s the future queen of England and I assume she’s going to get the best possible medical care,” he said. “But regardless of what it is, I know, and I’m sure many of you, far too many of us know, that any cancer diagnosis of any kind is harrowing for the patient and for their family. And though I’m sure they don’t need it from me, I and everyone here at The Late Show would like to extend our well wishes and heartfelt hope that her recovery is swift and thorough.”

He’s so edgy.

Read more at THR

The 52-year-old shared a story about hanging in the owners lounge at MSG during a knicks game when some lady thought he was Regis.

Coulda been worse, she could have thought he was Strahan.

Read more at pagesix.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are shutting down their charitable foundation due to a significant drop off in donations after the incident.

Wow, that’s a real slap in the face.

Read more at TMZ

Diddy’s alleged “mule” — as described in a recent lawsuit — was arrested Monday while Diddy and his crew were stopped by federal law enforcement agents … TMZ has confirmed.

How much weight you moving that you’ve earned the tag “Mule”.

Read more at TMZ

Fran Drescher and John Michael Higgins have been announced as new additions to the cast of This is Spinal Tap 2.

The big hope is that they wrap this movie before someone dies of old age.

Read more at Deadline

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