Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan says backing Biden is too big a gamble. “If Mr. Biden steps aside, sacrificing all vanity and need, he is a hero to his party forever. If he stays and loses, he’s Ruth Bader Biden. They’ll never forgive him. His legacy is the second Trump term.”

Let that one sink in.

Read more at mediate

“Reports of his death, if they’re true, and I have no reasons to believe they’re not — Russian authorities are going to tell their own story, “But make no mistake: Putin is responsible for Navalny’s death. Putin is responsible. What has happened to Navalny is yet more proof of Putin’s brutality. No one should be fooled,” he continued.

Easy…you’ll end up on his list.

Read more at The Hill

South Beach is a spring break hot spot and the city is tired of shootings, fights, and all the other drunken drugged shit that comes along with it. A new messaging campaign from the city declares that “Miami Beach is breaking up with spring break” and features an imagined text-message conversation in which the city says: “Hey Spring Break, we’re over.”

You should have never stopped being a city for elderly people.

Read more at miami herald.

Between March and July 2017, this woman received nearly $2,500 across multiple payments from Gaetz’s then-best friend, locally elected tax collector Joel Greenberg. The descriptions Greenberg entered for her payments included “travel,” “being cool,” “stuff,” and the misspelled first name of another Greenberg associate. She says they were for sex parties where a lot of drugs were passed around.

How else is he gonna get laid?

Read more at The Daily Beast

Former Governor Roy Barnes says he was offered the job of lead prosecutor in the Trump case but declined because he was already receiving threats from unknown parties who claimed he was “too close to the jews”.

So if it’s not the blacks, it’s the jews.

Read more at mediate.

During the Super Bowl Kittle was busy taunting someone when a ball came loose and if he hadn’t been fucking around he probably had a shot at recovering the ball.

That’s worse than receiving the ball in OT.

Read more at NY post.

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Swift donated $100,000 to the family of Elizabeth Lopez Galvan, the woman who was shot and killed after the Kansas City Chiefs victory parade.

Hopefully the haters can match that.

Read more at variety.

She just broke the all time record for women in the NCAA, and she’s only 93 points away from matching Pistol Pete Maravitch.

This should piss off some people.

Read more deadspin.

The 33-year-old actor was arrested in October for possessing 2.43 grams of cannabis at Arlanda Airport in Stockholm. He was sentenced this week with a $4k fine.

What is this, the 1970s

Read more at TMZ

That’s the bad news. The good news is she’s announced that now she is ready to be used by Hollywood.

And we’re ready to watch it.

Read more at THR

The first reactions to Denis Villeneuve’s sequel say the film is even better than the first: “One of the best sci-fi films for generations.”

Hopefully this will bring Stanley around.

Read more at THR

Brian Wilson’s family has filed for a conservatorship after the death of his wife, Melinda — and they say it’s because his cognitive ability has seriously regressed.

Straight out of Love and Mercy. Paul Giamatti– take care of him.

Read more at TMZ

Didn’t even know he played baseball.

Read more at apnews.

“I said, ‘What do you mean? This was a real guy?'” recalls Giamatti. “I was horrified, actually, because I thought, ‘I’m making this man look like the biggest jackass on the planet.’

“I felt bad in a way. It didn’t stop me from pursuing the character the way he needed to be, but I was shocked to know that I was playing a real person, and they have to see this movie, and their family and kids are going to have to see this movie.”

How could you not know someone named pig vomit was real?

Read more at cbc.

After people noticed that Amy Schumer’s face looked really puffy, she took to IG to explain that the reason is she has an autoimmune disease, Endometriosis.

I probably have it too. Thought it was from pizza.

Read more at pagesix.

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