Mark Zuckerberg told fan boys that he tested the Apple headset and that his Quest is a better value.

Diamond teeth are also a better value.

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Despite getting his team to the Super Bowl and holding the mighty Chiefs to 3 during the first half, San Francisco has fired their Defensive coordinator Steve Wilks.

You guys did that one week too late.

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Mrs Mahommes wanted to make sure she was in good shape to get good and ripped at the Super Bowl parade, so she loaded up on IV fluids for her pregame.

They’re going to end up losing those kids.

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Which song? Obviously, he sang “I’ve Got Friends in Low Places” slurring his way through.

Drunk fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.

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There were multiple injuries and at least one death after shots were fired at Union Station after the Super Bowl Victory Parade.

This is a horror, but in America we say thoughts and prayers and move on.

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On his podcast, the elder Kelce revealed that it wasn’t until Super Bowl halftime that he understood just how famous Taylor Swift is. “I think it was my first [time] really understanding… some of the things that she has to deal with on a [daily] basis,” he continued. “There were so many star-studded people there where it’s like dude, everyone wants to come see her, but the suite is only so big.”

FAce it Jason, before you met her, you thought hacksaw jim duggan was a big star.

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“It’s definitely unacceptable and I immediately wish I would have took it back,” Travis said on his New Heights podcast, referring to the moment caught on camera where he was screaming at Coach Andy Reid and bumped him. “I just love playing for the guy and unfortunately, sometimes my passion comes out where it looks like it’s negativity but I’m grateful that [Andy] knows that it’s all because I want to win [the Super Bowl] with him more than anything,” Travis added.

How about throwing your helmet?

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After Pat McAfee called out Bill Simmons for only having 8,000 people tail his FanDuel Super Bowl parlay, Bill Simmons took his own shots. “Everybody’s ratings are basically up except for the NBA and whoever replaced the 12 p.m. SportsCenter,” Simmons said. “If your ratings don’t go up, it’s probably a bad sign.”

This is like a roast battle at a tea party.

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Sean Evans is dating a porn star and everyone wants to know more about her.

Now you’re really playing with fire.

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The Garden gave Neil some sweet Rangers tix, but not as many as he asked for. So he got pissed, talked some trash about the Board of the team. Someone called him an idiot astrophysicist, and they took all their tickets back.

They were all white guys on that board when you asked for those tickets?

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On her podcast, Kate Hudson said she still gets residual checks, for whopping ten cents each, for her uncredited role on Home Alone 2 when she was a kid. She sang in the chorus.

Roy the family dog is collecting the big checks.

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“If I got through the entire ‘Twilight’ series without ever doing a Rolling Stone cover, it’s because the boys were the sex symbols,” she said. “Now, I want to do the gayest f – – king thing you’ve ever seen in your life.” She posed for the cover in a leather vest, a jock strap with her hand thrust right down the jock.

So you went from sexy vampire to goalie in just a few short years.

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Bret Easton Ellis Will Direct ‘Relapse’

Writer Bret Easton Ellis is set to make his directorial debut with “Relapse,” an elevated horror film he wrote starring “Stranger Things” breakout Joseph Quinn.

Coming soon to a telephone near you.

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