For the second year in a row, President Biden has declined to participate in the long tradition of the President speaking before the Super Bowl.

Thinking and talking are not his strong points. Plus, who wants to be overshadowed by Taylor Swift?

Read more at Variety

New rules for the NYPD…no facial hair no open collars and limited use of wool caps. “Uniform changes are coming rather quickly,” Chell tells the bosses in the video. “No more beards in about a week. No open collars in about a week. We’re going back to weather restrictions on knit caps.”

By old school, do you mean everybodys on the arm?

Read more at NY Post.

The second and stronger storm of a one-two punch will blast California with torrential rain, flooding and feet of snow.

It never rains in California
But girl, don’t they warn ya?
It pours, man, it pours

Read more at Accuweather

The NYPD subway robot pilot has ended, and the decision has been made to put the Knightscope K5 Security Robot on ice. It was so useless that it needed its own human cop following it as it patrolled.

That’s no robocop that’s a toaster on wheels.

Read more at NBC New York

“I respect his supporters. And I think it’s really important in this campaign season for people to maintain respect for his supporters. Many of them, are using Trump as a vehicle to express their anger at how they, don’t think things have been going in the right direction.”

Al Gore, why is that name familiar? And you are……

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San Francisco Running Back Christian McCafferey has an ace in his pocket. His mom, who normally loves listening to Taylor Swift, is boycotting her and her music until after the super bowl in support of her son.

That should work. Put all my money on 9ers.

Read more at NY Post.

“FanDuel was fortunate to have had an opportunity to work with him during our Super Bowl campaign. We are adjusting our campaign accordingly out of respect for the family during their time of grief.”

Wrong call. Its more disrespectful to change his last work.

Read more at Deadline

“I didn’t start where I am now, and I didn’t get there by myself,” he said. “So, everybody that has been a part of it, I’m carrying them with me. All of my fans, my loved ones, the people who may have felt like they have been forgotten, they haven’t. I’m carrying you right with me when I walk on that stage that night.”

So… people with better songs.

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Buble was selected as a celebrity captain for the NHL all star event and it got nutty. “My buddy told me this is just a microdose of mushrooms, and he was lying,” Buble said as the room filled with laughter. “So, I’ll be honest. I thought I was in Blades of Glory for most of the time that I was out there until it sort of settled down and then I realized, ‘Holy shit, I’m at the NHL All-Star Game.”

If this was 1974 it would be sooo cool.

Read more at mediaite

Jersey’s finest performed together at the Los Angeles Convention Center to honor Jon’s artistic career and charity work as he received an award for MusiCares Person of the Year.

Southside Johnny is upset he didn’t get a call.

Read more at TMZ

It’s been ten years since we lost Philip Seymour Hoffman, so Indie Wire took a look at 15 of his best roles covering everything from Twister to Synecdoche.

Face it. All of his movies are his best movies.

Read more at indiewire

Can it be a critic with a gun a black suit and a skinny tie?

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When asked who she would pick as a roommate on Jersey Shore if she could pick anyone, Snooki chose Jennifer Lawrence. “Well, she was at a strip club. We love strip clubs. I feel like she’s a good time,” Polizzi said. “I love her personality. I feel like she could be a meatball. I just love her.”

This could possibly happen

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