Astronomers have discovered a rare in-sync solar system with six planets moving like a grand cosmic orchestra, untouched by outside forces since their birth billions of years ago.

They named them The Temptations.

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Elon Musk is doing his best to convince the world- or Earth as he puts it– that he is not human. In this video he accused skittish advertisers of trying to blackmail him and said that they could all go fuck themselves.

if you ever wondered what an infant with 200 billion would talk like, here it is…..

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No not animal doctors. There’s a push to allow psychedelic therapies for our troops and military veterans to help treat various conditions.

Doesn’t anyone remember that the pilot wanted to turn off the engines while on mushrooms?

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Rodgers suffered what should have been a career ending injury 11 weeks ago, and at the very least it was a season ending injury, but he’s practicing with the Jets even though their playoff hopes are less than 1%.

Could someone please take 5 mins to check his brain?

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The game averaged more than 19 million viewers on Fox, and peaked with a staggering 22.9 million viewers making it the most watched game since 2011.

Oh, the one that Harbaugh said was overhyped?

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Joe Flacco is taking reps for Cleveland as its first-team starting quarterback, according to a Wednesday afternoon report from Adam Schefter of ESPN.

Was YA Tittle not available?

Read more at SI.com.

Three-time Pro Bowler DeSean Jackson will retire this season after spending the season with his team, although not playing.

Is there something shady about this?….oh wait, different Eagle. Carry on.

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Speaking with Jimmy Kimmel about his nude scene in a hot tub, Hamm said, the crew saw: “The glory of God’s creation. Well, that and a flesh-colored sock which is cinched around. It’s not pleasant. None of it’s pleasant. They call it a cock sock.” He also spoke about the nipple rings his character was sporting. “They were real nipple rings pierced through fake nipples,” Hamm said.

Cock sock and nipple rings are also the names of his cats.

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The former SNL all star is back to host Saturday Night Live for the last episode of 2023.

OH shit, alien lady’s back.

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Mathew Perrys stepdad is Keith Morrison- did we know that? Anyway, he spoke out for the first time since his stepson’s death and asked for donations for Giving Tuesday to https://matthewperryfoundation.org.

His death now feels like an unsolved mystery on a Dateline episode. (i think it was the step dad)

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The star says he was the target of unwanted sexual attention when he was a teenager, but he chooses not to call it assault and says he wasn’t traumatized by it. “I’m not saying that there aren’t things that deserve to be addressed — maybe somebody would say it should have been addressed and that it was, whatever, but that’s the time it was,” he said. “I lived, and I learned. I wasn’t traumatized.”

Okay, so why bring it up?

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We now know that Daryl Hall sought a TRO to restrain Oates from secretly trying to sell his half of Whole Oats Enterprises (WOE). Its complex but they were in the process of splitting up some assets, making decisions together, when Oates moved to sell his half of things without sharing that info with Hall. Daryl says, “I have no intention of becoming partners with Primary Wave, and [Oates] cannot be permitted to thrust a new partner upon me in this outrageous fashion.”

If Daryl was honest when he was younger, the song would have been “She’s Gone…but I’ll find her.”

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A biopic about young Donald Trump is in the works with Sebastian Stan cast to play Don as a younger man.

This is going to come off a lot like Riverdale.

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She says she hates being 77 and would give anything to be 70 again. “It’s very difficult because I’ve lived too long and I’ve done too many things,” she added. “And so it would have to be like, an encyclopedia, truthfully,” she said about writing her memoir.

Too bad Sonny never got to experience that feeling.

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