Santos knows things and he’s sharing them. He wants to call out the “hypocrites” and started with Nicole Malliotakis, fellow NY Congressman.

Not that we doubt what you’re saying but….they all did it better than you did.

Via Twitter

Let’s talk about hypocrisy.

Can someone ask Nicole MalioStockTips when did she become a savant in stock trading?

The signature bank trades she did REEKS of insider trading much like Paul Pelosi’s every trade!

Nicole is in it for herself! Just look at her record and it speaks… https://t.co/PFZ2qfDdNm

— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) December 2, 2023

Ed Conway’s “Material World: The Six Raw Materials That Shape Modern Civilization” is an entire book explaining why iron, copper and lithium — along with salt, oil and sand are the building blocks of the world we inhabit and civilization would crumble without them.

Where’s Fentanyl?

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Subway is introducing a footlong chocolate chip cookie to a select group of restaurants across the country. The footlong cookie will become a permanent part of Subway’s menu starting in 2024.

Even cookie monster wouldn’t touch this .

Read more at USA Today

“I’m probably the fastest boiler installer you’ve ever seen. I do all-day boilers in about three hours,” DeVito told The Post matter-of-factly, ala Tom Brady discussing his completion accuracy.

The dutiful dad of Giants Cinderella hero Tommy DeVito continued, “I like to do the boilers because that’s [my] signature. I paint my boilers, I take pride in my boilers and I’m just a boiler specialist.”

Hey when you do my boiler, take your time.

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So you want to ban a play for being effective? And people wonder why the game has gotten soft.

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Brittany Mahomes and her Kansas City Chief husband got in the holiday spirit early, sporting reindeer onesies for Instagram. His teammate Blake Bell and wife donned Christmas tree onesies in another shot.

This is either a swingers club or a kids pajama sleepover.

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Sorry comics, theo ruined it for everybody.

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Broadcasters Kirk Herbstreit and Kevin Neghandi are not fans of the Dr. Pepper Tuition Giveaway chest pass contest where contestants are trying to throw as many footballs through a hole in a huge Dr. Pepper can in a limited amount of time

This seems as stale as Dr. Pepper.

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Writer Samuel Williamson ripped Rife’s new Netflix special and the platform for allowing the “special” piece of garbage” to make it onto the platform. “Rife has unlocked the ability to tell hardly any jokes in his comedy special in favor of spewing ape-brained TikTok vernacular and waxing philosophical about why people shouldn’t take internet trolls seriously… while also throwing a fit over his Twitter replies. Is this what Netflix actually deems “special”?”

Haven’t seen a review this fun since the Times reviewed Guy Fieri’s restaurant.

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Taylor Swift is a money printing machine and she’s also a big ole Billionaire.

When your man is worth $30 million and you think…aww so cute, he has money.

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We can tell from your comedy .

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“This phrasing was a terrible mistake, as it implies that until recently Jews have been strangers to persecution, when the opposite is true.”

“As we all know, from centuries of oppression and genocide in Europe, to the Tree of Life shooting in Pittsburgh, PA., Jews have long been familiar with discrimination and religious violence which continues to this day,” she said. “I deeply regret diminishing this reality and hurting people with this comment. It was my intent to show solidarity in the struggle against bigotry of all kinds, and I am sorry I failed to do so.”

Okay, what took you so long?

Its hard to find the right words when. you’re anti semitic.

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“WARNING,” she wrote. “Pickeball-Stay out of the kitchen!! Thank you, Less!”

When are you going to stop covering for David Kelly.

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“It was a slow night [if I had] a threesome, usually when I was tired,” he told The Post. “But if I had my energy, which I usually did, it would be upwards of six to 10 women in the room naked, willing to do … I guess you can, you know, use your imagination.”

I dont want to .

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Driver says every day someone brings up to him the scene where his character in Star Wars killed Han Solo.

You’ll also be done as American Film killer.

Read more at Variety

They’re not married yet but Lauren Sanchez is already sporting a lovely Mrs. B necklace on her dinner date with Jeff Bezos.

What happened to the J?

Read more at Just Jared