A conservative mayor who was also a pastor in Alabama has killed himself after photos of him dressing in womens clothing were made public.

What if there was a lifestyle that accepted him as he was….wouldn’t that be great?

Read more at mediate

Jason Steffen has proven that planes would be boarded more efficiently if passengers lined up differently. Window seats first, then middle seats and finally aisle sitters.

The great thing about this is you can be separated from your kids.

Read more at WSJ

MIllions of dollars worth of magic mushrooms were confiscated during a Connecticut raid this week. $8.5 million in product were taken from a single Connecticut home.

Who knows how many airplanes this saved.

Read more at apnews.

1300 Light Years from Earth, scientists witnessed an incredible sight, a star being born.

Oddly enough, the star was born at the same time as another star was dying known as John Norman Howard Speedway

Read more at NY Post

Some chotchkes from JFK’s death are being auctioned off to the highest bidder including some Grassy Knoll Fencing & Lee Harvey Oswald memorabilia like the receipt of a call he made from prison.

Why stop there? No skull fragments? First lady’s dress?

Read more at TMZ

He was on a call with a Philly sports radio show when he paused to pull someone over. “I’ve never hated anything more than I’ve hated the Dallas Cowboys…Sorry pulling someone over—this is not just a game. This year especially, it’s the division!”

The guy he ticketed agrees 100%

Read more at Awful Announcing

https://x.com/SportsRadioWIP/status/1720475364080726507?s=20

While sparring MMA, Mark Zuckerberg injured his ACL, and had to undergo surgery to repair.

Guess he’s out for the season.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2023/11/03/mark-zuckerberg-tears-acl-training-mma-fight-surgery-repair-elon-musk/

The studios believe they have offered a historically great contract to SAG, and they’re also saying its their highest and best offer they will make.

And the world waits….

Read more at variety.

While receiving a musical excellence award at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony at the Barclay Center, Bernie Taupin said “I guess you could say my being inducted is a paradox, perhaps, but either way, I’m honored to be in the class of 2023 alongside a group of such profoundly ‘articulate’ women and outstanding ‘articulate’ Black artists along with all of the other music masters here tonight,” referencing Jann Wenner’s controversial recent statements.

Looks like Earl Douglas’ work is having real effect.

Read more at deadline.

A new accuser is suing Brand, saying that while she was working as an actor on the set of Arthur, Brand showed her his dick and then assaulted her in a bathroom.

Just when you thought Palestine had taken the heat off of you.

Read more at TMZ

“Bridgerton” actor Ruby Barker called out Netflix and Shondaland for failing to support her during two psychotic breaks that occurred in the wake of the romance series’ blockbuster success.

They’re not psychiatrists.

Read more at variety

“We’ve been in this tent for five months,” a 21-year-old Swiftie told Pitchfork on the condition of anonymity so that her father doesn’t find out. “I usually tell my dad I’m at a park drinking mate with somebody, or visiting a friend of mine who lives near the stadium.”

And by the time she gets there, Argentinian money will be worthless

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Megan Fox tagged SAG AFTRA in a photo of her wearing a Kill Bill costume. Lisa Ann Walter called her out. “What a rebel. Keep posturing for stupid shit, pretty lady. Meanwhile we’ll be working 10 hours a day – unpaid – to get basic contract earners a fair deal.”

Why post the pic? What does Megan fox have to do with sag? she hasn’t been in a movie in years.

Read more at buzzfeed.

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We may never know the answer to that question but what we do know is that that nearly 300,000 Americans go to ER yearly to remove ‘foreign objects’ from ‘strange places’.

We’re talking about ass and pussy right?

Read more at NY Post.