When the floods took over NYC and people were stranded, ride share apps raised their prices, leading everyone to call foul.

They should even this out by charging a buck on a sunny day

Read more at NY Post

Gatorland has announced its given a new name to a beloved alligator that has become famous for missing his top jaw.

If it’s not Leno then who cares.

Read more at CNN

Zero Green, a coffee shop in England has created edible coffee cups as part of its mission to cut down on waste. It’s called the cupfee.

Who cares. We’ve had that with ice cream our whole lives.

Read more at Fox News

Taylor will be attending Sunday nights game in Met Life Stadium as the Jets face off against Kansas City. And the NFL is leaning in, releasing a promo that is Swift themed.

Mad Dogs is gonna love this. Let’s see if he’ll say it to her face

Read more at People

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The chaos began when the third base umpire, Angel Hernandez said Harper swung and struck out. Harper was pissed, got ejected from the game and angrily threw his helmet into the stands where fights broke out to claim it.

And you wonder why Bryce is loved in Philly

Read more at MLB

You stole that line from Norton

Angel Hernandez stinks #bryceharper #phillies #umpire #baseball #mlb pic.twitter.com/L3HN0lv1ve

— The Philly Captain (@philly_captain) September 29, 2023

Ronald Acuña Jr. became the first MLB player to hit 40 homers and steal 70 bases in a season. Big moment. The play stopped, Acuna picked up his base, and a montage played much to the annoyance of the announcers. “We’re really stopping the game to do a highlight montage?” Sciambi said during the Marquee Sports Network broadcast.

Do you really need to stop the game?

Read more at fox news.

Musk is being mocked for a live stream at the border. It was a shitshow, full of glitches, but what everyone enjoyed most, was that he was wearing a cowboy hat and didn’t know he had it on backwards.

Works for catchers.

Read more at mediaite

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Tennessee Judge Kathleen Gome is ending the 2004 agreement that allowed the Tuohys control over Michael Oher’s finances in light of the financial disputes between the parties.

Well, he’s going to miss that bedroom.

Read more at apnews.

Tyler has postponed all remaining tour dates this year after he fractured his vocal chords.

There’s something suspicious about Bruce and Steven taking 2023 off

Read more at USA Today.

After 25 years, the days of the red envelope are officially over for Netflix. On Friday they mailed out their very last DVD.

And Biden is excited that he doesn’t have to return it.

Read more at THR

The last living suspect in the 1996 execution of Tupac Shakur has been arrested for murder. In 2023.

Ah, the speedy wheels of justice keep turning.

Read more at Deadline

What is a one penis policy? It’s a consensual relationship that allows both partners to explore sex with anyone who doesn’t have a penis. The ladies can be with other ladies. The male partner can also be with other ladies. But there can be only one penis.

In other words, it’s monogamy in America.

Read more at Mashable

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