Tuesday October 3 Daily Links
TUESDAY 10.3
NEWS STORIES
Huge Meteorite Looks Like Endtimes
I thought this shit only happened at nighttime.
Watch out for Edgars
Nikki Haley Received a Gift From Trump
He sent her a bird cage. After calling her a bird brain.
This just means he’s sweet on you.
Get Ready for Nationwide Cell Phone Alerts
Wednesday at 2:20pm we are all going to get a screeching alert on our cell phones and the feds are saying don’t panic, it’s only a test.
Uhhh what exactly do you think is coming that we need to be ready?
Trump Orders Huge McDonalds Spread to Courthouse
There was plenty to talk about concerning Donald Trump’s day in a New York City courtroom, but one of those things was the massive McDonalds order he had sent over to the building. Security guards were seen hauling several large shopping bags with the golden arches for the big man.
Like all gangsters he went Big. Big Mac Man.
Trump Wanted 5 Billie to Not Run
Sam Bankman Friedman claims that Donald Trumps camp told him that the Don might be willing to forgo a Presidential run for a price: 5 Billion.
Seems like a bargain, where do we chip in?
Boopac Shakur Murdered
A man known as Boopac Shakur who made it his mission to expose sexual predators has been shot and killed in Michigan.
Who thought this could happen. Oh yeah everybody.
SPORTS
NFL Regrets Overzealous Taylor Swift Social Media Moves
The league changed its Instagram bio to “chiefs are 2-0 as swifties,” and it also temporarily used “NFL (Taylor’s Version)” as its bio on X. Then they realized this was stupid and cut it out.
Nobody learns from bud light. Just chill.
College Game Day: Cheerleader, Bully or Both?
This past weekend, Washington State bore the brunt of GameDay’s ire for daring to complain about what its program has been through in the past two months.
If they were talking about 20 year old women for hours every Saturday we’ve have them all arrested.
Kevin Durant Says Yes to Olympic Team
And Steph Curry is interested. NBA stars already have the Paris Olympics on their minds.
Tres bien.
Chris Collinsworth Mocked For Fawning Over Zach Wilson
Bill Simmons was one of many giving Collinsworth shit for his overly exuberant Zach love. “Cris Collinsworth — I didn’t know somebody could have a live orgasm for an hour-and-a-half on the air,” he said. “It was like when Howard Stern has the people ride the Sybian [a masturbation device]. Like Ohhhhhh Zach Wilson! Ohhhhhhh he’s making all the throws! Mike ahhhhhhh!”
Once a simp, always a simp.
Sauce Gardner Pissed at Refs For Late Jets Game Call
“The receiver ran into me. It was a collision,” Gardner said. “Same thing that was happening all game. They ain’t throw no flags. Pat threw the ball outside of the receiver. (Carter) was there. He made the play, then the ref threw the flag. Me personally, that’s like when you play basketball one-on-one and you go up to lay the ball up and you wait to see you miss and then say, ‘Foul.’
“I can’t believe that. That was just crazy because I don’t even think they threw the ball my way, at me the first three quarters. Then, they started throwing checkdowns. Then, the shot that they try to take… they finally get bailed out by that. Fourth quarter, crunch time. I mean, that’s… I don’t even know what to say.”
Kelce Swift Game Breaks Records
NBC just released updated ratings and says the game actually peaked at 29 million viewers and averaged 27 million making this NBCs biggest audience ever for a regular season Sunday night game.
Sorry haters, the gimmick is working.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Former Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Accused
Eight men told the BBC they attended sex events held by the former CEO of A&F, in which they were exploited and or abused. The company says it is appalled and disgusted.
This shocks none of us.
Tom Hanks Says No He Didn't Approve His Image in a Dentist Ad
“There’s a video out there promoting some dental plan with an AI version of me. I have nothing to do with it,” he wrote, signing his name in a post on Instagram.
Some are calling the controversy the Tom Hanks Crown Affair.
Orlando Bloom is Gonna Be in Peppa Pig Special
Bloom and his sweetheart Katy Perry are set to appear in the 20th anniversary special of Peppa Pig. He will voice jeweler Mr. Raccoon, who assists with the preparations Mr. Bull and Mrs. Cow’s nuptials in the show’s first-ever wedding.
Remember when you used to do blockbuster movies?
Kim Cattrell Looks 25 in SKIMS Ad
Kim Cattrall is 67 years old and in a new ad for Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS sleepwear, she looks younger than she did in Mannequin.
Does Skim mean photoshop and filters?
https://x.com/KimKardashian/status/1708890951727596013?s=20
VIRAL & TRENDING
JP Morgan Boss Says 3.5 Day Work Week is Near
Jamie Dimon says the technology that will allow us to cut our work week from 5 days to three and a half is already here.
Unfortunately it will come with a 3.5 day paycheck.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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