NYT Journalist David Brooks bitched about a burger and fries costing him 80 bucks at a Newark Airport restaurant. His followers thought that was crazy and looked into it. Nope, sorry, burger and fries are $17 bucks. So speculation of course, headed straight toward wondering what the bar bill was and the restaurant is now sharing that info. Yep, 80% of his bill was for drinks, that he didn’t mention at the time he made the social media complaint.

Sober up before you tweet next time, bruh.

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He’s an alleged ball groper but he’s complaining that the reason he’s banned from Fox news is because they’re woke. “This is really amazing news. Fox News has played a critical role in championing conservative causes for a very long time,” he noted. “I was on Fox practically every day for years and years and years.” He continued: “And then something happened in the country: the BLM riots happened, the virus happened, and then this crazy presidential election with all this voter fraud happened. And Fox seemed to want to be at war with its viewers and people who have opinions and voices like me.[It] became a less hospitable place.”

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The family of a man who drove off a bridge to his death are suing Google for negligence, claiming he relied on the app when he drove over the bridge. The map had directed him to drive over a bridge that had collapsed nine years earlier.

So in other words, if Google tells you to jump off a bridge, you do?

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Crowd pleasing spicy nuggets are coming back to McDonalds, and the company is bragging about the limited return in select markets.

If its so damn popular how come its not permanent?

Read more at NY Post.

He’s back in the pocket with a job as football analyst on YouTube’s viral Cam’ron and Mase sports podcast.

And in other news he killed his wife and a waiter.

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The Bears GM Ryan Poles says there is no mystery about the resignation of Defensive Coordinator Alan Williams, he really left to focus on his health and his family.

Ok great now what are you going to do about the health of this team?

Read more at NY Post

“Another sparse crowd. They had just over 10,000 last night,” Cohen said while the camera panned the stands. “With the Marlins competing for a postseason berth, it is ever thus here in Miami.” Keith said, “The same ol’ here… a team that’s fighting for a Wild Card and there doesn’t seem to be any excitement.”

Don’t rip the crowd, rip the ones who didn’t show up.

Read more at NY Post.

Taylor Swift: Eras Tour: The Movie is expected to gross $125 million in opening weekend alone.

Finally good to see this kid having some success.

Read more at Deadline

“A Walk in the Woods,” painted on the first episode of his hit show, “The Joy of Painting” is up for sale and the seller is asking for $9.8 million.

I did my own while watching, where’s my ten mill?

Read more at TMZ

After taking a nasty spill on stage in New Mexico, Ringo Starr got right back up and kept going.

First time he dropped a beat in years.

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Cusack went after elitist dems who he blames for the rise of Trump-esque fascism. “They have played a major part in creating the precise conditions for fascism to flourish – Obama corporatist democrats – are to the right of Richard Nixon on domestic policy – Don’t believe me – look it up – and Dems have sold out the working class for decades – and this kind of bought and paid-for betrayal of principals [sic], fairness – historical precedent -any sense of moral or intellectual honesty – The kind of brutal selfish horrific actions one only does – because they can get away with it,” he wrote. “All your Yale and Harvard buddies will tell you how great and smart you all are – and they are all in bed with all the same big , big money power players- And we run the world – right ? – this kind of staggering amoral bulls— is one of the main reason ( yes there are others ) Trump’s demagoguery works on people. The Democratic elite ARE full of shit.”

Yeah yeah. You’re a real hardhat John. A lunchbucket superman.

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