Biden got weird talking about climate change, and explained the plot of a John Wayne movie just so he could say, “Well, there’s a lot of lying, dog-faced pony soldiers out there about — about global warming, but not anymore. All of a sudden, they’re all realizing it’s a problem. And there’s nothing like seeing the light.

He hopes to get his references up to at least the 1950’s by next years.

Read more at mediaite.

The Wall Street Journal looks at where the late disgraced financier’s properties landed, and how much the scandal affected values

Most of them were given to the Girl Scouts.

Read more at WSJ

President Vladimir Putin wants the release of a Russian special-forces hitman convicted of murder in Germany in exchange for U.S. prisoners such as Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich, says the Wall Street Journal.

Looks like somebody’s got a little crush.

Read more at WSJ

Paul Landis saw everything and his story differs from the official one. His new book, “The Final Witness,” will be published by Chicago Review Press on Oct. 10. “I just think it had been long enough that I needed to tell my story.”

Just tell us if it was Woody Harrelson’s Dad.

Read more at DNYUZ.

A puppy’s owners were arrested after the animal was found in a car overdosing on suspected fentanyl, police say.

That’s adorable.

Read more at WFTV.

Fox tries to out game the red zone and then the red zone games Fox right back.

Guys we’re all in this together.

Fox is placing its scorebug lower on the screen to prevent NFL RedZone from showing all of the figures so RedZone pushed the picture higher. Notice the FOX|NFL bug on the upper right. pic.twitter.com/iRD17ROuIC

— Ken Fang — Very Asian With a Blue Checkmark (@fangsbites) September 10, 2023

The Los Angeles Angels are willing to trade Mike Trout if the All-Star outfielder requests one, according to a USA Today report.

Let’s hope the Phillies catch a Trout this year.

Read more at ESPN

Marissa Lawrence, who is married to Jacksonville quarterback Trevor Lawrence, recently hosted a tea party for the significant others of fellow Jaguars players, which ended with lots of laughs and twerking.

How come they didn’t invite the black wives

Read more at barstool.

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Pretty sure he’s been a hologram for 10 years.

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The Drew Barrymore Show is returning to the air after a previous decision to stand in solidarity with the striking writers. “I want to be there to provide what writers do so well, which is a way to bring us together or help us make sense of the human experience,” she concluded. “I hope for a resolve for everyone as soon as possible. We have navigated difficult times since we first came on air. And so I take a step forward to start season 4 once again with an astute humility.”

Makes sense. There’s no way she had writers on that show.

Read more at THR.

The street corner featured on the cover of the hip-hop group’s 1989 album “Paul’s Boutique” was christened “Beastie Boys Square this weekend.

Great but did you have to call it square?

Read more at NY Post.

A writer for Slate went viral after attacking Martin Short as being “desperately unfunny” but Shorts legion of fans spoke up.

Come on, he’s a solid 300 hitter.

Read more at TMZ

He says he sometimes thinks curse words but never said them out loud. “Never. Because I never heard my father curse,” he revealed “He was tough, but he never swore.”

That’s weird cause he comes off like such a fucking jerkoff asshole.

Read more at Huff Post

Dicks the musical is more than just cock songs and those who screened it at Toronto Film Fest are giving it a lot of love. Could it even get an Oscar nom for best song or even best pic?

Well since nothing else is coming out she’s got a good shot.

Read more at Variety

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Bessemer Alabama tops the list, followed by Monroe Louisiana, Saginaw Michigan, Memphis TN, and Detroit.

When the most dangerous city is a place you’ve never heard of, we know the news isn’t doing its job.

Read more at Daily Mail