John Fetterman won’t be able to dress like a slob anymore in the senate. A formal dress code was passed unanimously on Wednesday.

Coming soon Fetterman in a bath towel

Read more at Mediaite.

The second republican debate took place Wednesday night and nobody seems to know who won.

The only winner was the people who missed the debate.

Read more at FiveThirtyEight

Sources say that Melania was able to renegotiate her prenup agreement with Donald Trump prior to his announcement that he was running for President in 2024.

She’s probably the only smart trump.

Read more at NY Post.

Schilling revealed Tim Wakefield’s cancer diagnosis without checking if Tim wanted it to be known publicly, and now he got ripped for it by Jason Varitek’s wife.

Curt Schilling is like if shit took a shit. That would be Curt Schilling.

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The announcement came Thursday in the form of a press release that these two leagues you didn’t know existed are combining.

Watch the attendance go from 20 to 40 people

Today’s announcement that the USFL and XFL officially intend to merge: pic.twitter.com/p8Yoo9A7rv

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 28, 2023

Stew Peters yesterday aired a segment calling for the executions of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce over the Kansas City tight end’s promotion of the COVID-19 vaccine

Well, that’s not an overreaction.

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A man showed up at Citizens Bank Park for a Phils game with his emotional support alligator but was told, sorry bruh, you can’t come in.

See you later alligator. Could have gotten away with it at a Marlins game.

Read more at INquirer.com

https://www.inquirer.com/phillies/alligator-phillies-game-citizens-bank-park-wallygator-20230927.html

Jimmy Fallon says NBC wasn’t keen on moving him to late night because of his film flops, Taxi and Fever Pitch.

Okay, so why do people dislike you now?

Read more at Variety

The second man to play Dumbledoor in the Harry Potter films, Michael Gambon, has passed away, and Daniel Radcliffe released a statement saying “With the loss of Michael Gambon the world just became considerably less fun,” Radcliffe wrote in a statement to Variety. “Michael Gambon was one of the most brilliant, effortless actors I’ve ever had the privilege of working with, but despite his immense talent, the thing I will remember most about him is how much fun he had doing his job. He was silly, irreverent and hilarious. He loved his job, but never seemed defined by it. He was an incredible story and joke teller and his habit of blurring the lines of fact and fiction when talking to journalists meant that he was also one of the most entertaining people with whom you could ever wish to do a press junket.”

This is the curse of the dumbledore

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Police paid a visit to Britney Spears home after receiving a tip from someone who claims to know her personally, that she was in distress. Her security team told police she’s fine and asked them to leave.

Is this about the knives?

Read more at TMZ

The Atlantic looks at the housing crises caused by new tech industries taking over crowded cities, and asks a simple question- why not build new cities?

I can get you an XFL team.

Read more at The Atlantic

An instagram video went viral for showing how those little tables used to keep your cheese safe during delivery can also be used to pull out a slice cleanly.

Always thought that was a table for the mice

Read more at NY Post.

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A new study has linked cannabis overuse to heart failure and heart attacks.

Shit like this didn’t happen in 1970s

Read more at Forbes