“The man, wearing two shoulder holsters with loaded pistols and spare ammunition magazines was carrying a U.S. Marshal badge on a lanyard and beltclip federal ID,” Kennedy said. “He identified himself as a member of my security detail.”

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

Read more at NY Post.

A flight to Rome dropped an alarming 28,000 feet suddenly, but that’s not the worst part. Right after the drop, the flight turned around and flew three hours back to its point of origin– Newark, NJ.

This thing fell like a Robin Thick song in week 2 on the charts.

Read more at The Messenger

Theater surveillance of Lauren Boebert’s trip to Beetlejuice are the gift that just keeps giving. Someone noticed that she appears to be rubbing on her dates dick, and he gets a little tit action during the show.

This video was so offensive we couldn’t stop masturbating.

Read more at Meidastouch.

Attorney General Ken Paxton was accused of using his position to assist a political donor but has been cleared of charges.

Things are different in Texas.

Read more at CNN

Both athletes are selling branded vapes in colorful bold packaging and fruity and dessert flavors such as apple gummies, strawberry shortcake and cotton candy.

if this works they’ll start selling snack cocaine.

Read more at NY Post.

Vikings Player Shares Racist Messages

After losing to the Eagles Thursday night, Minnesota player Alexander Mattison says he received more than 60 “disgustingly disrespectful messages, many racist. He shared screenshots which were later deleted from his account.

And they weren’t even Philly fans.

Read more at CNN

Chazz Surratt has been fined almost 5k for a block on the game winning punt return that wasn’t called during the game.

Anyone would have gladly payed that to win that game.

Read more at NY Post

Rolling Stone Magazine and RoR HoF founder Jann Wenner was removed from the Board of Directors of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Foundation, after he made statements in an interview about female artists and performers of color. He has apologized.

This is like removing Vince McMahon from the wrestling HoF.

Read more at variety

Elon Musk Meme-shamed Ice Cube first, starting the back and forth. Musk posted a half full glass of water and, “Remember Ice Cube? This is him now, feel old yet?” Cube clapped back, “Remember Twitter? This is it now, feel stupid yet?” with a photo of a dumpster fire.

You went from NWA to a twitter feud. Not progress.

Read more at Independent.

Russell Brand has been accused of rape, sexual assault and emotional abuse over a seven-year period from 2006-2013. Five victims have come forward, giving interviews to The Times publications. One of the victims alleged a three month abusive relationship when she was only 16.

For him, this is on brand.

Read more at The Guardian

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Musky likes a lot of posts, but one of them was this one from Xer Christopher Stanley.

Coming soon to the next Locktown.

https://x.com/cstanley/status/1702766261049106452?s=20

He showed off his record breaking veg in North Yorkshire.

Seattle just broke into tears.

Read more at NY Post.

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