“I’ve seen signs in different people’s yards in the past after these disasters, and I would say it’s probably here: ‘you loot, we shoot.”

Why is your answer to everything death? Florida is literally where woke goes to die. Welcome to Singapore.

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Under Armour founder Kevin Plank and Bloomberg TV anchor Stephanie Ruhle had a secret relationship and a secret telephone line, according to court documents. He described the relationship as this: “She’s a confidant. I would give her counsel on her career and she would give me counsel on things I was dealing with that were either banking or media or human nature in relation.”

Good news Ruhls.

Read more at Fortune.

A nearly 200-year-old West Point time capsule was opened in a livestream so viewers could instantly see what was discovered and it appeared to hold nothing but dust. West Point says the box actually contained six silver American coins dating from 1795 to 1828 and a commemorative medal

Unfortunately the live stream cut out before they found the coins. Thanks Geraldo.

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Cruz says the Biden administration can kiss his ass. He is complaining that Democrats want to control every aspect of life after Dr. George Koob, director of the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism said his administration is considering changing the recommended maximum drinks from 1 per day to 2 per week. Cruz wants you to think this is some kind of law.

We all know that doctors recommend things, but no one forces you to do it.

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What is it with liberals and wanting to control every damn aspect of your life?

If they want us to drink two beers a week, frankly they can kiss my ass. pic.twitter.com/rzSySj5TCh

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 31, 2023

“I think [Marino] is probably one of the most unsung heroes of the game. People don’t talk enough about him or realize the numbers that he put up during the times that he put them up.”

He could throw a nickel through a brick wall but he still couldn’t win a Super Bowl.

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Power 106 host radio Bryhana Monegain says she was hit by 50 Cents thrown mic. It nailed her in the forehead, causing her a significant injury.

The big question is why was a crowd watching this ole man

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“Why is it that a smaller distribution company like Neon and STX International (distributors for “Ferrari”) can meet the dream demands of what SAG is asking for – this is pre-negotiations – the dream version of SAG’s wishlist, but a big company like Netflix and Amazon can’t,” Driver asked.

He added that “every time people from SAG go and support a movie that has agreed to these terms – the interim agreement – it just makes it more obvious that these people are willing to support the people that they collaborate with, and the others are not.”

Everything you’re saying makes sense but how come your voice changed at your age?

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Singer Melissa Schuman is suing Nick Carter alleging he raped her, and now a judge cleared the way for Carter to file a countersuit for defamation.

This is exciting that you can now sue a victim before you even exonerate yourself. Can we sue murder vics next?

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Alice will no longer be the spokesperson for an LGBTQ cosmetics company after he called being trans a fad, and said “If you have these genitals, you’re a boy. If you have those genitals, you’re a girl,” Cooper told the music blog. “There’s a difference between ‘I am a male who is a female,’ or ‘I’m a female that’s a male’ and wanting to be a female. You were born a male. Okay, so that’s a fact.”

Your name is Alice and you wear makeup.

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A filmed rendering, “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour,” will hit movie theaters nationwide this fall, with opening day set for Friday the (of course) 13th of October.

Great, another three and a half hour movie.

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The mogul argues that the traditional studios should go to the guilds and make their own deals: “We are your natural allies, not your enemies.”

OK. Finally the first idea to break up a log jam.

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James Burrow had a lot to get off his chest when he admitted that UK actress Helen Baxendale, who played Emily Waltham in 14 episodes of the show, couldn’t gel with other cast members because she wasn’t as comedic. “She was nice but not particularly funny,” Burrow said.

Not funny fits in perfectly with David Schwimmer.

Read more at NY Post.

Ruby Franke was taken into custody after an emaciated child who had been duct taped on her ankles and wrists went running from the YouTubers home.

This has got to be one wacky YouTube channel

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Oh my god it’s John Goodman.

“AI reveals what Elvis Presley would look like 46 years after his untimely death”https://t.co/n0YD6FlZEP pic.twitter.com/kGIxpfDCVp

— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 31, 2023

According to a new survey, 53.4% of the clergy in the Church of England are in favor of rule changes that would allow them to perform gay marriages.

That’s because they want to BE gay married.

Read more at The Guardian