He did it spidey style, climbing his way up to the roof from an exercise yard.

Didn’t Fred Astaire do this in the 40s?

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The former Trump advisor has been found guilty of contempt of court for ignoring a January 6 subpoena.

You’re a lawyer. Comply.

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The former Governor of Arkansas actually said on his tv show, “If these tactics end up working to keep Trump from winning or even running in 2024, it is going to be the last American election that will be decided by ballots rather than bullets.”

Well you’ll be the first they’ll come for.

Read more at The Hill

Four months ago a jury found that Trump defamed her in 2022. Now he’s been found guilty of defaming her in 2019 as well.

Oh Trump will you ever win?

Read more at politico.

Prosecutors Will Indict Hunter Biden This Month

Federal prosecutors plan to ask a grand jury to indict Hunter Biden, before Sept. 29, according to a court filing.

Anything to get people to stop talking about this crackhead.

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Watermelons Are Exploding!

People are reporting that their watermelons are hissing and fizzing and cracking open all by themselves. Scientists say the extreme heat is causing them to ferment inside their rind, which creates pressure and they bust right open.

Or…Somewhere in heaven Gallagher is doing an encore.

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…On the Pat McAfee Show every Thursday.

Well shit, there goes the championship.

Read more at NY Post.

Hey Ladies, Bill Belichick is Single

Page six reported that Bill and his long time love have split.

Bill’s single. Tom’s Single. It’s time for the Odd Couple.

Read more at barstool.

Where did the giant Taylor Swift banner that was a gift from Kobe go? Turns out the banner that used to hang at Crypto.com arena is now in storage, Clippers didn’t like that Taylor had a championship banner hanging up and they didn’t so they made it gone.

You still haven’t won a champsionship. Why didn’t you just use that as a motivator?

Read more at NY Post.

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Masterson has been sentenced to 30 years to life after a jury found him guilty of two counts of rape. The jury convicted him of raping two women in 2003.

By the time you get out you’ll be ready for a different kind of 70s show.

Read more at Variety.

Ex Tonight Show staffers made multiple allegations against Jimmy Fallon- some general some specific- saying that working for the Tonight Show is a toxic work environment, and accusing Fallon of being a drunk.

Jimmy stop drinking. And stop singing. <3s -- America Read more at pagesix.

The head of the Recording Academy says yes, a song using AI to replicate voices of pop stars would be eligible to win a Grammy or two. And that includes “Heart On My Sleeve,” the hit viral song that uses A.I. to replicate the voices of Drake and The Weeknd.

Read more at deadline.

Lifetime’s 500th movie will be a two-nighter. It’s “Murdaugh Murders: The Movie,” starring Bill Pullman as Alex Murdaugh, the powerful South Carolina lawyer, who turned out to be living a secret crime-filled life.

Well Bill you’re still at the top aren’t you?

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The Peloton craze is petering out, and more people are buying treadmills again. New treadmills have ditched the coach factor and added in the ability to stream tv and movies and people are grabbing them up fast.

What’s old is new again.

Read more at NY Post

These fuckers have to flip coins. They got no foldin money.

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You go all the way to Africa and you want to golf?

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