Eight mugshots have been released so far and Tim Heidecker posted them all…plus a bonus shot in the center.

This looks like the brady bunch of fuck ups.

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Rudy Giuliani walked into the 2nd Chance Bail Bonds office in Atlanta to arrange to pay $150k bond after surrendering himself at the Fulton County jail.

He just hooked his America’s Mayor Trophy.

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The AP has revealed that those in Maui who disobeyed the barricade survived the fire while many who tried to follow the rules died after officials closed Lahaina Bypass Road.

There’s a lesson there kids. You gotta go your own way.

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The guy’s a man-child. This is a man-child. This is a deeply disturbed individual. The “X” thing — and I will break it down in shows to come — but that’s a whole Aleister Crowley…He’s been obsessed with turning these companies into the word “X.” He tried to do it with PayPal; he’s done it his whole life. That’s Aleister Crowley, direct, occult. This guy is a deeply, deeply disturbed — besides the fact he sold us out to the CCP. But now he’s driving past Zuckerberg, doing a fight in the back yard. What are they, like, nine years old? Is that where we are now?

The only thing that the left and right seem to agree on is that Elon Musk is an evil asshole.

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India became the first country to land a spacecraft near the moon’s south pole on Wednesday — a historic voyage to uncharted territory that scientists believe could hold vital reserves of frozen water, and a technological triumph for the world’s most populous nation.

There’s no medal for fourth place guys.

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Wolff’s “The Fall: The End of Fox News and the Murdoch Dynasty” will come out Sept. 26. “I have been telling the story of the great power of Rupert Murdoch and Fox News for many years,” he said in a statement. “This power is now reaching a natural end and ‘The Fall’ brings the story to its closing act.”

Thanks Clousseau. I predict CBS demise .

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Reporters Dana Bash, Shane Goldmacher, Kristen Welker, Bob Costa, Fin Gomez, Dasha Burns, Rachel Scott, Rick Klein, Josh Dawsey, Rob Crilly, Mario Parker and David Chalian along with Chris LaCivita, Jason Miller and Steven Cheung were out to dinner at RARE Steakhouse, They were guests of Team Trump, and were treated to pudding snack packs, and debate bingo cards that troll Ole Pudding Fingers with squares like “dismisses polls,” “wipes snot,” “red ears,” “Dee-Santis,” “Duh-Santis,” “flip flops on Social Security… again,” “woke” and “pudding mention.” See pictures here and here

A few feet away: members of Team DeSantis.

Can’t you be both funny and shit?

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Corey Davis has decided he won’t play in the upcoming NFL season. “For some time now, I’ve been contemplating stepping away from the sport of football,” Davis said. “This decision has not been easy. Although I am a deep person, I am a man of few words. I’ve been searching my heart for what to do and I feel that stepping away from the game is the best path for me at this time.”

Here’s one guy that doesn’t want to ride Aaron down into the ground.

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The rookie QB for Tennessee went viral for squirting mayonnaise into his coffee, and now Helmanns is sending him a lifetime supply. “I’ll admit I did not expect my mayonnaise and coffee combination to go viral — but I’m glad it did because it brought this partnership to life,” Levis said in a statement. “Hellmann’s is a staple ingredient for me and getting to show my fans how to use it in different ways, whether it’s game day dishes or mixing it in my coffee, knowing I’ll have the mayonnaise in my fridge for a lifetime is a dream come true.”

I’d rather brush my teeth with mayo.

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Cowherd was analyzing the post season in the upcoming season, and said he couldn’t picture Geno Smith beating the likes of Joe Burrow and Patrick Mahomes to grab an AFC Championship. The Seahawks play in the NFC, not the AFC.

Didn’t Cowherd steal his name from Mike Calta?

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“She would call me by all of Matthew’s ex-girlfriends’ names, she would start speaking Spanish with me in a very broken way, kind of putting [me] down a bit. I mean, all kinds of stuff,” the Brazilian model said.

McConaughey aint worth it.

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Since splitting with her hubby, friends say Britney is talking about wanting to mend fences with her shitty dad.

Britney may be racing Rudy for deepest spiral.

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Girl Dinner is trending BIG time on TikTok racking up billions of hits. Basically its the kind of dinner where you’re pulling some odds and ends from your fridge- maybe some leftover cold cuts, cheese, dried fruit, whatever scraps you’ve got, and share it with your followers.

Hows this different from charcuterie

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