If only he could have escaped Will Smith.

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Democratic Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear declined to say whether he will replace Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell with a Republican — as is required by state law — should the octogenarian step down early amid apparent health problems.

Yeah lets wait until the body gets cold

Read more at NY Post

This party was so excited that smoke from a plane was pink, that they didn’t even notice that the plane was actually in a nosedive.

When it crashes, does that mean it’s a boy?

Read more at NY Post.

The former NFL star, and Heisman winner tried to kick off football season with a splash and ended up splitting his shorts on tv.

Surprised he didn’t blow out an ACL

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Jets Hall of Famer Joe Klecko says he thinks Aaron Rodgers and the Jets are going to the Super Bowl this year. “I do think they will,” the newly minted Hall of Famer said out in NYC this week. “Absolutely! With our four-time MVP, how could you not go to the Super Bowl!?”

Then he ate his soup with a fork.

Read more at TMZ

UCLA’s Chip Kelly is not a fan of the new rule and implied that the purpose of the rule to run more commercials. “But this new rule is, um, it’s crazy. We had four drives in the first half. This game goes fast. Hope you guys are selling a lot of commercials!

It’s weird when you hear a guy making 10 mil counting other people’s money.

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“As I said out there in the ring, the last one is not tonight, but I know it’s soon,” he said in an interview. “Every single chance I get to go out there becomes more and more special. There is no denying the fact that I’m 46 and staring down 47. I’ve been here for over two decades. As I said out there in the ring, the last one is not tonight, but I know it’s soon. To speak candidly, when you’re involved in this every day in a full-time capacity, you just think about what’s next.”

Okay you’re retiring but Ric Flair still wrestles?

Read more at deadline.

“Sympathy was the last thing on my mind as it relates to this character,” Fincher said. “He didn’t need to be frightening. You know, the banality of evil. My hope is that someone will see this film and get very nervous about the person behind them in line at Home Depot.”

Too late.

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The Tony award-winning actor and singer is 55, and her new hubby Josh Bryant is 15 years her junior. They married in Dallas, Texas, on September 2nd.

Her forehead doesn’t look a day over 30

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Josh O’Connor said when he got famous on The Crown, it was hard times. “It was a fucked-up time. I found it so impactful, people stopping me,” he told the outlet. “You want to be in stuff that’s successful and seen, but I think sometimes we underestimate how powerful even a slight loss of anonymity can be.”

And you are……….?

Read more at THR

Jared called America the R-word and some fans think that fair is fair- if Luke Valentine had to go when he said the N-Word, Jared should be out for saying R.

In his defense he was trying to say re-tread.

Read more at Too Fab

Jared had apparently called America the R Word. #bb25 pic.twitter.com/2vCxBOHu5W

— 🔥 BBXtra 🔥 (@BigBrotherXtra) September 2, 2023

A girl goes on a tinder date, sleeps with the guy and wakes up to find her $700 shoes gone- he stole them. He got caught when he tried to gift them to his girlfriend.

Did your profile say you only date size 6 women?

Read more at barstool.

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