MAGA activist Brad Barnes says he’s filed charges against Fani Willis. “There are four charges, two under the U.S. code, two under the Georgia Code,” Barnes explained. “The two under the Georgia code are violation of oath by a public officer which is 1610 one and unprofessional conduct by public officers and employees, which is 4511 four. And then the two under the U.S. Code are under 18 U.S.C. two for one and two for two. And those are conspiracy against rights and deprivation of rights under color of law.”

Why don’t you give pee wee back his bike.

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Even though its not protocol, Hines is asking Biden to make an exception and grant her hubby protection, due to family history.

Why? What happened in his family?

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Frisco-ites hate Waymo, the driverless taxis roaming the city. Maybe its because the entire fleet froze up one night causing traffic jams, or maybe it was the car that got stuck in wet cement. Or the one that crashed into a firetruck. Or maybe its the one that killed a dog.

My Wi-Fi goes off it it rains and

We need a Tobi op to keep en eye on the robo Cars

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Mike Golic Sr. and son Mike Golic Jr. are reuniting for a weekday morning show on the Draft Kings Network.

Why aren’t you like and mike?

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Hart tore his lower abdomen and hip abductors, and ended up in a wheelchair, after attempting to race Steve Ridley in a 40 yard dash. Ridley responded that he only agreed to race the comedian because he saw Tom Brady run the same race at the same age.

Yeah you’re a little past the dash age. Try jogging.

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De Matteo’s page, available for a monthly $15, simply says “THE SOPRANOS” beneath a steamy close-up of just the actress’ cleavage popping through a star-spangled bikini top.

She should have written big pussy.

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During a show, Santana decided to lecture the crowd on gender, saying, “Because a woman is a woman and a man is a man. That’s it. Whatever you wanna do in the closet, that’s your business. I’m OK with that.” He also said he and Dave Chappelle are on the same page.

Well you don’t see Dave Chappelle playing the guitar. Why are you being a t

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Jamie Foxx is God to Mickey Rourke’s Satan

According to Deadline, Foxx will star in Not Another Church Movie as the Almighty. He’ll be playing opposite Mickey Rourke who will portray the devil for the comedy movie.

George burns is rolling over in his grave

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12.8 million viewers tuned in.

It’s the biggest all time for a debate.

Most of them were there hoping to see the guy from North Dakota.

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Godzilla, and an animated Lord of the Rings movie will also be delayed till 2024, due to the writers strike.

Now you have to wait till 2024 to not see the movies

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Chad Michael Busto, who tried to confront Barrymore at the 92Y in NYC, was arrested after he showed up uninvited Wednesday at Drew’s Hamptons farmhouse.

Can’t they see they’re in love.

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Now the #1 top grossing movie of 2023, Barbie has beaten the former champ, Super Mario Bros.

Guess its Hoes before Bros now.

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This is way more than Barbie.

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Aussie physiotherapist, George, went viral on tiktok telling you that wiping too much is nothing but trouble and she’s got all the info on how to clean your pooper properly. “A technique you can use to reduce the number of times you wipe is squeezing the pelvic floor in a waterfall formation.”

“So start by squeezing the anus 20%, 50%, 80%, 100%, so you’ve squeezed it four times by the end of your poo,” the adult potty trainer directed. “This can help close off the anus sphincter, which is the reason why you’re having little bits of stool that are hanging around the entrance. It’s usually from the weakness of that external sphincter.”

So our assholes are too loose.

After these exercises you can crack walnuts

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