He said Spectrum customers were not getting the service they were promised, so he’s filed a class action lawsuit against the company after ESPN and other Disney owned channels went dark- right when he planned to watch college football.

You should send them money for sparing you seeing that game.

Read more at ABC

A Saudi Arabian court has sentenced a man to death just because of his activity on Twitter, and YouTube.

And we think we have cancel culture.

Read more at HRW.

A man in Florida defied authorities and was determined to walk his way from Florida to England on an inflatable hamster wheel. When authorities tried to apprehend him he threatened to kill himself with a knife. He also claimed he had a bomb.

Some people will do anything to get out of florida.

Read more at foxnews.

We made the top five. Barely. And got beat by Australia, Sweden, Canada and Switzerland.

This also could be called the ranking of white people.

Read more at usnews.

Only a week after Idalia, meteorologists are predicting that Hurricane Lee will be a cat 5 with disastrous conditions in its path.

And it will be the first sleeveless hurricane.

Read more at sun-sentinel.

While campaigning in Lancaster NH a giant Truth Banner fell on him, hitting him in the head.

He’s the Andy Dick of politics.

Read more at mediaite.

10 sports illustrated staffers picked their NFL playoff brackets.Three predicted San Fran Bengals. Three put the Eagles in the final game. And no one had the Jets.

Even Locktown isn’t this obnoxious.

Read more at SI.com.

Brady will be a strategic advisor to the airline, hopefully on winning, and teamwork not on piloting planes. He’s also going to be the new face of Delta.

This is the best partnership since Hertz hired OJ

Read more at TMZ

Nick Bosa agreed to a five year deal for 170 million dollars with San Francisco.

Blame it on the Bosa Nova.

Read more at NY Post.

On the latest episode of his HBO show, Maher knocked the late night television writers, saying they don’t have takes or opinions, they just pander to liberal audiences. “What I find objectionable about the philosophy of the strike, it seems to be they have really morphed a long way from 2007 strike where they kind of believe that you’re owed a living as a writer and you’re not,” he explained. “This is show business. This is a make-or-miss league.”

Oooh the edgy provocateur strikes again.

Read more at toofab.

Sources are saying that Joe Jonas filed for divorce from Sophie Turner after discovering some compromising Ring Doorbell footage.

By ring camera he means the PI he hired to follow her.
She was better off when she was married to King Joffrey Baratheon.

Read more at page sox.

Kevin Costner’s Wife now knows what she’s getting in child support from Kevin Costner and she’s really unhappy because its not the 200k she initially asked for or the 161k she was willing to settle for, but a mere $63,000 a month and now she says she will do whatever she has to do to join the workforce to make more money. A judge also said she owes Costner attorneys fees for the hearings.

Looks like you can’t fuck with the patriarchy.

Read more at TMZ.

Wes told Vogue, “Somebody had an idea for The Grand Budapest Hotel that had some songs, and they recorded some demoed versions of them,” Anderson explained, “They put it together but I don’t know exactly what happened. I expect they take it to a group of investors and either they invest or they don’t. I think it must have fizzled out. I don’t actually remember.”

If Lana del rey isn’t doing the music. im out.

Read more at dexerto.

A guy in NJ thought it would be really funny to drop green dye into people’s pools using a drone. His funny prank caused thousands of dollars in damages and earned him a trip to central booking.

Any prank over the age of 11 is embarrassing.

Read more at NY Post.

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