Covid cases and hospitalizations are having a “summer surge” right now, but doctors say its a smaller surge than we saw last summer.

Reruns are always the worst.

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A witness caught the off duty officer on top of the man, who he had pinned to the ground, delivering blow after blow. The incident reportedly started when the officer swiped the neighbors car with his paddleboard on a narrow road, and the neighbor jumped out and shouted at him for the incident.

Old lives matter.

Read more at NY Post

Ron DeSantis has to really pick up some slack and guess he thought promising to start slitting throats was a good way to gain some ground.

Relax everybody he means that literally .

Read more at washington post.

Giuliani is pissed that Pence called him a crackpot lawyer, and fired back with a jab at Pence’s masculinity. “I always worried about him following Trump ’cause I would see him with his wife having something around his neck every night,” he said implying that Pence had a leash around his neck. “She doesn’t let him go to the— no, she let’s him go to the bathroom by himself, that’s about it, but imagine that skunk doing what he did today?”

But take it from Rudy cause he’s never kept a marriage together and he’s dealing with sexual assault allegations.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Coaster riders had to walk down the stairs after the car they were riding in got stuck on the track and the ride could not be restarted.

There are so many stuck coasters this year, its starting to seem like its part of the ride.

Read more at USA Today.

Epps has already sued Fox News and Tucker Carlson for claiming he’s a government agent who spurred on the January 6 riots to turn public opinion against Donald Trump. Now he’s going after Rogan who expressed similar thoughts on a recent episode of the Joe Rogan Experience.

Boy this is one angry undercover agent.

Read more at Daily Mail

Magenta vapor coming from a hazardous waste management plant has Portland Maine residents concerned.

Maybe its the return of JImi Hendrix.

Read more at nypost.

Twitch gamer Kai Cenat said he was giving away PS5 systems in Union Square and thousands of kids showed up. When there was no giveaway, it took less than 30 minutes for the mob to start outright brawling and climbing on vehicles, requiring riot police to respond to the scene.

We haven’t seen people riot over a PlayStation since Black Fridays were crazy.

Read more at NY Post.

“Look at this Joe Rogan on the wrong side on this one, popping open a Bud Light, dismissing the whole controversy. This is the second time he’s done this,” Kelly said. Calling the trans movement an attack on females, she added, “If Bud Light actually we’re sorry about, it’s one person sending one beer candle to Dylan Mulvaney, we would’ve heard that. That’s not what we’ve heard. The guy has never apologized. He’s never owned up to it. The CEO of Anheuser-Busch, he’s not sorry at all. He’s only sorry that it turned into a controversy for him. He doesn’t get it and it’s too late to save his brand. And most of us wouldn’t be caught dead having a Bud Light. Now, for very good reason. It endorses a whole set of values that we do not support.”

No we don’t understand. Its beer. He drinks it.

Read more at mediaite.

NFL Star DeMarcus Ware sung the National Anthem at the NFL Hall of Fame game Thursday night. Xheads had a lot to say about it on the platform formerly known as Twitter. Initially mocking him for his less than professional singing voice, the tide turned a little bit when it was later revealed to former teammate. Demaryius Thomas who died in 2021 at the age of 33.

Is the anthem supposed to only be for great singers?

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Pro Football Hall of Fame inductee DeMarcus Ware sings the National Anthem ahead of kickoff! pic.twitter.com/rP5XXNxXr1

— Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) August 4, 2023

The Jets new star QB didn’t play in Thursday night’s Hall of Fame game against the Browns, but Zach Wilson gave him credit for a big big play. Wilson threw the ball 40 yards for a 57 yard play during the game and said “Yeah, great call by Aaron Rodgers. Had to give him a little shoutout there. Yeah, backed up, taking a shot down the field. Kind of pick your matchup. Those guys were kind of just playing single-safety man. I think that’s great for preseason ball, so you can see what guys can win and separate. Malik’s done a great job all of training camp, so I wanted to go to his side. I liked the matchup with the corner as well. He did a great job winning.”

That’s sweet cuckie.

Read more at NY Daily News

The second season charts the Lakers’ rise to prominence.

It’s great, its funny, and its not true.

Read more at IGN

After Jesus “Chucho” Lopez Ortiz jumped into a crocodile infested river from a bridge that had been closed because of croc activity, the beast was filmed swimming away with Ortiz’s body in its jaws.

Not a lot of people knew he was the great great grandson of Captain Hook and this was just a matter of time.

Read more at NY Post.

Topping $900 million worldwide at the Box Office, Barbie is continuing to pack theaters.

A Ben Shapiro tear falls with every ticket purchased.

Read more at Deadline

Her record sales including streaming and airplay have not just plummeted, they appear to have magically evaporated, including radio play.

Her career couldn’t be worse if she sat on it.

Read more at showbiz411

The man who owns the trucking company that works Taylor Swift’s tours said, “She’s giving a sum of money that is life-changing for these people,” he told Rolling Stone. “A lot of these drivers are not homeowners, and a lump sum like this gives you the ability to put a down payment on a home. That’s what makes me really happy. That generosity is a game changer for these people.”

I hope some billionaires are fucking paying attention. This is what its like to touch lives instead of buying another yacht.

Read more at E Online

Mark Margolis who played the unforgettable Hector Salamanca while barely making a sound, has died. He was 83.

He’s probably the only paralyzed character that scared the shit out of all of us.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Paramount, parent company to CBS is selling the W 57th street complex that serves as CBS News HQ and houses production studios. The company previously sold its Black Rock corporate headquarters, as well as Television City in Los Angeles.

I’m sure it will just become another NY bank.

Read more at THR

A lawyer already has 15 interested clients and expects hundreds more to join alleging reality stars being subject to gross and depraved mistreatment. They are alleging that producers fostered mental instability by depriving the performers of food and sleep, supplying them with alcohol, ignoring obvious signs of mental deterioration which they had fostered, covering up acts of sexual violence and even supporting the dissemination of nonconsensual porn. It’s also alleged that they prevented persons from leaving.

Don’t tell me Andy Cohen is going to be the next Lizzo.

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