Some people in Massachussetts were enjoying a quiet day at home when they heard an explosion followed by a two foot chunk of ice hitting their home. They collected 10 pounds of ice total.

With a bird its good luck, this should be great luck.

Read more at NY Post.

Trump said he’s the apple of Putin’s eye, and Christie said at an event, “I have to tell you the truth, I don’t want to be the apple of Vladimir Putin’s eye.” He finally got a reaction from the crowd.

Things are looking up for the big man.

Read more at The Hill

800,000 people have already viewed this guys video of an animal in the Mississippi woods and plenty of them think its a sasquatch. He says it was about 7 feet tall, and did not seem to be a bear.

Sorry Blair Witch 3 crew, you’re not baiting us.

Read more at NY Post.

Pro-Trump Pastor Greg Locke said he was using the Barbie to show us how to banish demons when he attacked it with a baseball bat with a bible strapped onto it.

Isn’t it more evil to duct tape a bible to a baseball bat.

Read more at mediaite

“Look, I think Elon is an excellent example of what he did at Twitter, is a good example of what I want to do to the administrative state,” Ramaswamy replied. “Take out 75% of the dead weight cost, improve the actual experience of what it’s supposed to do. And at the same time, I love the way he released the Twitter files. I’ll release the state action files. Any time a bureaucrat has pressured a private company, let’s publish it for the world to see. And he put an X through Twitter? I’ll put an X on the administrative state. So, that’s where I’m at on common tactics with Elon.”

So you want to change the name, and force us to talk to people we hate?

Read more at mediaite.

A former Army Sergeant who was disabled in Afghanistan was told he couldn’t use the bathroom at a joint called Serious Pizza. But to make things worse, two off duty cops were caught on camera mocking him and laughing when he wet his pants rather than help him.

And people say cops don’t have a sense of humor.

Read more at Daily Mail.

“I feel horrible. I feel awful. I know it sounds stupid, but it’s just a bad brain fart,” Alonso told reporters after a 7-1 New York win. “I know throwing the ball in the stands, that robs him of a really special moment. I feel really bad, thinking back on my first hit, and just getting the ball thrown back.

“I feel awful. I feel like a piece of crap.”

This is literally the worst thing since steroids.

Read more at foxnews.

120,000 people have already signed a petition seeking to dump the name Commanders for the Washington DC football team. It is quickly becoming one of the most signed petitions ever posted on change.org.

Has change.org ever changed anything?

Read more at Washington Examiner.

A fan who is sick and tired of watching the Yankees fall apart is planning a FIRE CASHMAN day. He has taken to socials and declared that the September 22nd home game against the Arizona Diamondbacks will be dubbed “Fire Cashman Night” and is asking fans to bring signage to voice their wishes that the team get rid of its GM.

Just give him some cash, man.

Read more at NY Post.

Music producer Jack Antonoff got married in NJ’s Long Beach Island, and his biggest client, Taylor Swift, wanted to help celebrate. But when word got out that she’s be showing up at the Black Whale, fans swarmed the small beach town and clogged streets for hours.

Way to show up the bride.

Read more at Page Six.

Two men who said they were abused by Michael Jackson when they were boys got good news from an appeals court. The court decided their case was unfairly dismissed by a lower court and may proceed to trail now.

Do you realize that he’s dead?

Read more at apnews.

He told Joe Rogan that he went from 240 to 185 lbs by quitting coke- coca cola that is.

He could drop another 55 if he starts doing coke.

Read more at foxnews.

Speaking with Bear Grylls, he said he’s been sober since he was 29, but had some dicey years before then. He credits roommate Will Arnett with setting him straight.

How bad off are you when Will Arnett is the voice of reason.

Read more at NY Post.

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