Sunday July 9 Daily Links

SUNDAY 7.9
NEWS STORIES
AOC Endorsed Biden and Twitter Didn't Like That
Hardcore AOC supporters weren’t satisfied with AOC’s answer about how she feels about Biden. I believe, given that field, yes. I think he’s done quite well, given the limitations that we have. I do think that there are ebbs and flows as there are in any president, in any presidency. You know, I there are areas that I think were quite strong when he came right out of the gate with the American Rescue Plan. And, of course, the Inflation Reduction Act was a massive step in terms of our climate agenda.
But there are also areas that I think could have gone better. We have major structural issues in this country and start, I think it starts with the United States Senate. And I think that until we have senators that are willing to stand up and steer the filibuster in the eyes, there are a lot of structural issues about the Senate, and the United States Senate will be what holds back this country from an enormous amount of progress.
Looks like somebody is the Marjorie Taylor Greene of the dems
When Should Joe Go?
The Hill asks, “When would be the optimal time for President Biden to announce he’s dropping out of the race to give the Democratic Party the best chance to retain the White House?”
Who wrote the article? Robert Kennedy Jr.?
Trump Wants Commies Out of His Cunny
Biden isn’t the only one tripping over his own tongue. This weekend Trump said he wants to block “commies and markers” from entering his cunny.
Totally agree. No communists in our cunny. We should be consistent about what goes into our cunny.
Newport Couple Off the Hook For Sex Charges
Were they just swingers having a good time or were they predators luring in vulnerable young women by getting them high. Well a court has ruled that there was not enough evidence to charge the once-most-eligible-bachelor and his chick with sexual assault.
Did they have Hunter Biden’s lawyer?
SPORTS
Keith Hernandez Gets Dark on Mets Broadcast
“You know, as I’ve gotten older, I like to get up early and enjoy the full day. I haven’t got too many days left.” he said during the game broadcast.
Come on Keith. Aren’t the Mets games depressing enough without you talking about your imminent demise?
Colin Cowherd Says Romo Needs to Prepare For Work
“Tony Romo, sometimes I would listen to him. And my take listening, judging him as a broadcaster was, sometimes in these more boring, ugly games, he didn’t sound entirely prepared,” Cowherd said, via Awful Announcing. “Like he prepared for a two-and-a-half-hour battle, and it was a four-hour awful game. He sounds like sometimes he’s just ad-libbing a lot. Where there’s other guys, I feel like you can hear the homework, you can hear the diligence, you can hear the work.”
Tony romo is so bad he actually has us agreeing with Cowherd.
Megan Rapinoe Retiring
She made the announcement on Twitter with a childhood photo, “It is with a deep sense of peace & gratitude that I have decided this will be my final season playing this beautiful game. I never could have imagined the ways in which soccer would shape & change my life forever, but by the look on this little girl’s face, she knew all along.”
Do we have a Mount Rushmore of Soccer Players yet?
It is with a deep sense of peace & gratitude that I have decided this will be my final season playing this beautiful game. I never could have imagined the ways in which soccer would shape & change my life forever, but by the look on this little girl’s face, she knew all along. pic.twitter.com/XGZ1T9i7Wy
— Megan Rapinoe (@mPinoe) July 8, 2023
Brit Fans Go in Hard on Victor Wembanyamas Bad Game
Rookie basketball sensation Victor Wembanyamas had a rough game on his first summer outing on the court, and Britney Spears fans are all up in his face about it. So is the rest of the world- since Vic was being touted as the new face of the NBA before he even stepped out on the court.
When you get the strap you gotta carry it.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Jane Adams Tells So Called Feminists to Fuck Themselves
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Adams exploded at feminists who refuse to accept that the actors in the HBO series The Idol are fine with the protocols in place to protect them during filming of sex scenes. “I especially want to say to all the feminists, ‘Go fuck yourself.’ All these women that I’m working with are talking about their experience and you’re not listening. You’re not listening!” she said.
Porn stars do consent but not people haing fake sex.
Michael Cera Couldnt Join Barbie Cast Group Chat
Why? Because he has a flip phone and flip phones don’t have the option to group chat.
Oh god his career is going worse than anyone thought.
Hows That Bored Ape Been Doing Justin Bieber?
Turns out Justin Beiber’s Bored Ape NFT artwork has lost 95% of its value since 2022 making it a pretty shitty investment.
But still has 5% for some odd reason.
Britney Steals Pauly Shores Table
Minutes after her incident with Vic Wemby, Britney sauntered into the trendy restaurant, asked for her table and got seated promptly. Only problem was, the table she got seated at, already had Pauly Shore sitting in it and when he returned from the bathroom, initially they wouldn’t even let him get his phone and wallet left on the table.
Pauly what happened to “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?”
Ethan Coen Confirms The Bros Are Back Together
Ethan Coen disclosed that he is developing a new project with brother Joel, but that’s all the info he’s sharing for now.
This would be great if they hadn’t already fallen off.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Guy Who Got Kicked Off Twitter For Tracking Elons Plane is on Threads Now
Starting to think this Threads is just a Larry David Spite Store
Kat Abu Shows How Easy it Is To be a Conservative Comedian
This is so good she should be cancelled.
I tried to make an entire conservative comedy special in 30 minutes and honestly it was even easier than I thought: pic.twitter.com/fFPdwzTh61
— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) July 6, 2023
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