Rubio claims he received first hand accounts of UFO retrievals from top pentagon officials. He’s said similar things before, but he never actually reveals who allegedly told him.

Name names dude. Let’s get this going.

Read more at Daily Mail

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12238931/Senator-Marco-Rubio-says-officials-high-clearances-knowledge-UFO-craft-retrievals.html

A cave that has been sealed for at least 56,000 years has engravings that scientists have determined were made by human ancestors

If there was a razzie award for cave drawings….these win.

Read more at smithsonian mag.

The Department of Justice has concluded their investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s death and ruled it was in fact, suicide. But…the DOJ is still blaming the prison for his death. They blamed a buffet of negligence, misconduct and outright job performance failures in their report. Problems with cameras, too many bed linens, inadequate supervision, falsifying logs, sleeping on the job, internet shopping on the job,

Well this wont start any conspiracy theories rolling again.

Read more at NY Post.

A new report from Reuters says five living presidents, two Supreme Court justices, 11 governors and 100 members of Congress had ancestors who owned slaves. Trump, is the only living President who had no ancestors in his family tree who owned slaves. His family did not immigrate to America until after slavery was abolished.

But he is a descendant of nazis? Right?

Read more at foxnews.

Tennesse is bragging and super proud that they just opened the largest Bucc-ees in the world, but Florida is set to open an 80,000-square-foot Bucc-ees travel center in just a year and a half.

Only in America do we idolize a gas station.

Read more at clickorlando.

A man on vacation in Jamaica decided to challenge himself to drink as 21 cocktails on the menu. He managed to down 12 before heading back to his room. He soon after died from “acute gastroenteritis due to alcohol consumption.”

At least he died doing what he loved.

Read more at NY Post.

Johnson’s mother in law, father in law and their 11 year old grandson are all dead. It is believed that his mother in law shot her grandson and her husband before shooting herself.

😱

Read more at TMZ.

People are saying that the Taylor Swift concert at US Bank Stadium– where the Vikings play– generated the loudest fan response ever heard in that stadium. Vikings Fans are furious and insulted.

The difference between the two is that Taylor Swift is a champion.

Read more at Daily Norseman.

Sources say Vanna White just hired Hollywood power attorney hired Bryan Freedman who is known to represent clients fighting networks. Whether that’s related to Ryan getting Pat’s job or not, is anyone’s guess. She’s been with the show since 1982.

Isn’t it time that a twink got this job?

Read more at NY Post

Sands has been missing since he went hiking in the Mt Baldy area in January. Searchers just resumed attempts to find him this week, but before they could get any leads, hikers reported human remains which were later identified to belong to Sands.

Like sands through the hourglass.

Read more at CNN

Actor Daniel Day Lewis hasn’t been seen in public in years, until recently, and today he was spotted walking around NYC on crutches.

Looks like he’s getting into character for his next great role.

Read more at TMZ

After being cut from a reality show where fellow contestants have to guess which celebrity a contestant is related to, Tom Hanks Niece was cut first, and had a meltdown. “These freaking clues are so freaking obvious!” She shouted while the others could hear. “Even [fellow contestant] Gabe found that out. He’s not even, like, smart! I didn’t even get to do any challenges! I don’t deserve this! I should have more camera time! I should be here longer,” she shouted.

Tom Hanks needs to bring his bunch of wackadoos to Family Feud.

Read more at mediaite.

A clip went round the world on Tuesday with Roseanne Barr telling an interviewer that the holocaust never happened and six million jews should die now.

Another ambien accident Rosie?

Read more at Showbiz.

Spiderman and Air made the list of ten which includes an awful lot of titles you’ve never heard of.

None of you guys saw Asteroid City?

Read more at Variety.

A video adaptation horror movie about anamatronic pizza mascots has a trailer.

No need to see this, we’ve been to Chuck E. Cheese.

Read more at The Verge.

A house that looks exactly like Barbie’s dream house is available to rent on AirBnB and not only will you have a great vacation but the best selfies on the internet.

Coming soon to a porn site near you.

Read more at CNN

“Dads are so attractive to young, single women because, at the end of the day, most women want a man who holds all of the characteristics of a good father anyway, so getting to see him in action is like having a cheat sheet into that side of him,” says a relationship expert who calls herself the dadvocate.

Yeah but would they fuck him?

Read more at NY Post.

OH shit. Persistent groundwater extraction over more than a decade has shifted the axis on the Earth rotates, and its tipping more than an inch and a half each year.

So that’s why the sun has been coming up in the south

Read more at CNN