Sunday June 11 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at June 11, 2023

SUNDAY 6.11

NEWS STORIES

The Unabomber is Dead

Theodore “Ted” Kaczynski has died at the age of 81. He was found dead in his prison cell where he was serving four life sentences.

One down, three to go.

That god damned vaccine.

Missing Kids Found After 40 Days in the Amazon

Four indigenous children including one who was only 11 months old survived forty days in the Amazon after a plane crash left them stranded. The three adults who had accompanied them on the flight all died in the crash.

The millennials might be pussies but this next gen kicks ass.

Kari Lake Threatens DOJ

During a speech at the Georgia Republican Party convention, Kari Lake said “If you wanna get to President Trump, you’re gonna have to go through me, and you’re gonna have to go through 75 million Americans just like me. And I’m gonna tell you, most of us are card-carrying members of the NRA.”

Sure. No problem.

Apple Big Pricetag Could Include Front Row Seats to Live Sports

Apple has been demo’ing its $3500 AR headset’s live sports capabilities including getting pretty close to being at the game. You can look at any part of the field, you can sit right up close, and even have a better view than top ticket holders.

Even at 3500 its cheaper than buying tix.

Silicon Valley Backing RFK Jr.?

The Daily Beast asks, why is America’s tech center backing Robert Kennedy Junior instead of Joe Biden for 2024.

Maybe it’s because Biden is still on AOL.

Rachel Maddow Tries to Figure Out DOJ Motiation

You have to wonder if the Justice Department is considering whether there is some political solution to this criminal problem. Whether part of the issue here is not just that Trump has committed crimes, but that Trump has committed crimes and plans on being back in the White House. Do they consider as part of a potential plea offer, something that would proscribe him… proscribe him from running for office again? I don’t know.”

Why don’t you just pay attention to the news at hand and stop trying to be a fortune teller.

MSNBC Beats CNN and Fox During Indictment Coverage

The night that the news of Trump’s indictment dropped MSNBC beat both other major news networks in all the primetime slots. MSNBC won prime time with 342,000 viewers, beating CNN’s 256,000. Fox News landed third with 231,000.

It’s not a fair comparison. Fox was ignoring the story to focus on a nut who says aliens landed in his yard.

SPORTS

Zion Williamsons Mistress News Inspires Major Porn Hub Searching

Everyone’s searching porn hub to check out the adult film who claims she may be pregnant with his baby. Searches for Moriah Mills are up 2300%.

So there’s a silver lining to every cloud.

Dad Who Calls His Kid Baby Gronk Tells the Haters to Kick Rocks

Baby Gronk is just ten years old and his dad says fuck the haters he’s going to be a millionaire. “It’s a new era, it’s a new generation, The people that are normally jealous of us is kinda older. They just don’t get it. The times have changed — Elon Musk about to move us to Mars. The internet is where it’s at. All I did was made him a platform so if he tears an ACL or he doesn’t make it in football — which it’s hard to make the NFL — at least he has all this other money to start up a company or be a part of several companies by the time he’s a senior.”

Yeah but he’s still going to hate you.

Blue Jays Cut Homophobic Pitcher

Anthony Bass has been let go after supporting a boycott of Target and Bud Light for their pro-LGBTQ products and marketing.

Looks like the catchers beat the pitchers this time.

Conor McGregor Appearance at NBA Finals Ends With a Fight With the Mascot

After being booed off the court, McGregor took a swing at The Heat’s mascot Bernie, knocking him to the ground.

Nice to see him finally win a fight.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Garth Brooks Supports Bud Light

Brooks says he will proudly sell bud light in his new Nashville bar, which will surely rile up some of his fan base who are boycotting the brand over their use of a trans influencer on some of their cans.

Thought he was more of a champagne guy.

Rich People Party Planner Names the Worst Divas

Event planner Gareth Gallagher is dishing about all the shitty treatment he’s suffered while catering to the ultra rich. In his new book, Eventually Gareth, he talks about Elton John, DJ Aoki, and other rich assholes.

Not only do the rich suck but so do the people who cater to them.

Arnold Remembers Getting His Feelings Hurt After Flop

The Last Action Hero flopped and Arnold is now admitting that he was crushed. “I cannot tell you how upset I was,” Schwarzenegger says in a new Netflix 3 part doc. “It hurts you. It hurts your feelings. It’s embarrassing… I didn’t want to see anyone for a week.”

It also hurt to watch it.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Hong Kongs Giant Rubber Duck Deflated

It’s too damn hot in Hong Kong- at least too hot for inflatable rubber ducks. So Hong Kongs 59 foot duck installation has been deflated.

That damn vaccine.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Tesla Self Driving Crashes Up

Tesla ‘Autopilot’ crashes have nearly tripled with 736 crashes including 17 fatalities.

Can we see this compared to human drivers over the same period?