The US Patent and Trademark Office refused to issue trademark protection for the phrase “Trump Too Small” because it references a living person and the requester didn’t have Trump’s consent. A federal court reversed the USPTO decision saying because Trump is a public figure, this is a free speech issue. Now the Supremes will have the final word.

This is the big one. The one we’ve all been waiting on.

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A new test Walgreens seeks to find out- what if we don’t put our products on display and just have people order from a tablet? You tap in your order, and get notified when its ready. Then you go get your bag. A few impulse buy items will remain on actual physical shelves.

Can we do this with illegal drugs next?

Read more at CNN

A shark that killed a Russian in Egypt has been hunted down and killed.

Great. Now can you do anything to help Ukraine?

Read more at TMZ

A Tampa man was at a Family event when a fight broke out. He tried to help but ended up getting bitten which somehow led to him getting a flesh eating illness and he almost lost his leg.

What were you doing at Armie Hammer’s family dinner?

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A woman was cleaning out her father in laws house and found one million copper pennies in a crawlspace in the basement. There were rolled up coins in boxes, and some in bank bags. All of the pennies are real copper- pre 1980- and worth about $10,000 in face value. But the problem is nobody will take them, not even banks. You can make an offer, the owner is currently asking $25k on the assumption there could be some rare coins in the batches.

That makes cents.

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Elly de la Cruz is a phenomenon and scouts are taking notice. His stats are off the charts, and he’s a full package.

This is the way we expected Michael Jordan to play baseball.

Read more at NY Post.

After the Chiefs went to the White House, Andy Reid couldn’t stop raving about the food. He loved the “French toast grilled cheese and ham sandwich that they sprinkled a little bit of powdered sugar on. I mean, it was phenomenal. There was [an] abundance of this,” and chicken fingers — exotic chicken fingers, to boot. Maybe the best part was they had — which I hadn’t seen before — little, bite-size squares of the heart of the watermelon.”

Way to fight the stereotype, big man.

Read more at mediaite.

Robert Saleh made his feelings very clear about the HBO series. “I know there are several teams that would love for Hard Knocks to be in their building. We’re just not one of them,” Saleh said.

It ain’t up to you pal. You’re going to be on hard knocks. You’re the only story anyone cares about.

Read more at ProFootballTalk

Did he fake this to go viral? Kids good.

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This first pitch didn't go as planned. 😅 pic.twitter.com/z4g2fdFHWR

— Cut4 (@Cut4) June 8, 2023

Shumes is tired of people who lose weight with Ozembic and then hide how they really lost the weight. “Just stop” she said. “Be real with the people,” she continued. “When I got lipo, I said I got lipo.” She also said she tried to take Ozembic but it made her too sick.

What happened to all that body positivity?

Read more at pagesix.

He wants to spend some quality time with his wife, so when he turns 70, he’s going to pause his career, travel the world, and maybe read a book.

Why bring it up ?

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Mr. Bieber wanted to clarify some anti-LGBTQ things he said. When he said “Don’t forget to thank a straight person this month for your existence,” he says, he didn’t mean any offense. He just wanted to say that “the hostile takeover of our cities and schools by LGBTQ this is the concern of many.”

No adult dad ever helped anything.

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Tori Spelling’s character Donna was the only virgin on the show, and now she knows why. On her podcast, a producer and writer told her that it was all her dads idea.

Jeeze dude. Did you have a purity ball too?

Read more at foxnews.

A TikTokker posted a great looking sandwich but refused to disclose where you can get it, because he wants to keep the place a secret. So someone else outted him.

TikTok1. Selfish Guy 0.

168 william st, nyc. you can order it by asking for "the rainbolt".
do not gatekeep. pic.twitter.com/eZ5Tjrtsss

— rainbolt (@georainbolt) June 8, 2023

Zuckerberg is planning to release a competitor to Twitter because ‘We’ve been hearing from creators and public figures who are interested in having a platform that is sanely run. that they believe that they can trust and rely upon for distribution.”

Are we all cartoon animals in this one?

Read more at WSJ

According to “U.S. Precise Advertiser Report: Kids”, nine out of ten kids under 12 prefer YouTube to TikTok.

Thanks, said all the pedophiles.

Read more at variety.