Twitter had so much fun after Fox News posted a caption saying that Melania Trump had arrived at the Florida courthouse. But Melania was in NYC having her hair done.

This is South Florida. There are a lot of Melanias.

Read more at Twitter

Who’s gonna tell Fox News that’s Not Melania? 😂 pic.twitter.com/MIYXvnL3pi

— WTFUSA😒 (@dudeonthebay) June 13, 2023

Abner Louima said he doesn’t care that Justin Volpe is out of prison. He says he has forgiven his tormentor but that his life has never been the same since the former police officer sexually assaulted him with a broom handle.

He can’t even look at a plunger without thinking of that guy.

Read more at NY post.

Trans influencer Rose Montoya was banned from visiting the White House after she flashed her tits on the south lawn during a Pride event.

This seems like a big deal but does anyone really get invited back?

Read more at TMZ

An angry mob has demoted Bud Light from the top selling U.S. beer to number two. Modelo is the new top seller among Americans.

Those great patriots have moved up the Mexican beer. And they never even paid for the wall .

Read more at WSJ

Previously facing a Romanian trial for human trafficking, Andrew Tate is now facing trial for human trafficking in a continuing form- a much more serious offense.

The scary part here is “romanian trial.”

Read more at The Daily Beast.

The Broncos Are Ready

Nugget Up boys. Mr. Unlimited is trying to play within his unlimitations.

Peyton Manning, Russell Wilson (and Ciara), and Sean Payton shown on the ESPN on ABC #NBAFinals broadcast.

"Bronco nation, let's ride!"- Jeff Van Gundy 🏀🏈 pic.twitter.com/RWnvodu0sY

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) June 13, 2023

New Orleans is thinking about trading Zion according to those in the know. They’re looking to acquire Scoot Henderson after the draft.

Was it the titties out or that he’s only played 30 games in the last 2 years.

Read more at NY Post.

Nikola Jokic calls himself the fat boy after winning the NBA Finals with the Denver Nuggets.

You might be a fat boy in Serbia but you’re in the USA now.

Read more at Twitter

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— Malika Andrews (@malika_andrews) June 13, 2023

Sharpe said he was leaving his show and co-host once the NBA finals ended, and true to his word, he said farewell to Skip Bayless during his final episode of Undisputed. And yeah, it got teary.

Are you crying? There’s no crying in sports opinion shows

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2023/06/13/shannon-sharpe-breaks-down-in-tears-saying-goodbye-to-skip-bayless-undisputed/

End of an era

Shannon Sharpe says goodbye to Undisputedpic.twitter.com/wkOKRvTawA

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 13, 2023

Schumes has a new Netflix special and used it to rip Mrs. Baldwin a new one for faking being from “Espana.”

Tad late on this but at least its not a covid joke.

Read more at Daily Mail.

The star of The Idol is dating 070 Shake and the two of them can’t seem to keep their hands to themselves.

Staying on brand.

Read more at The Daily Beast

She won an Oscar for best adapted screenplay for Women Talking and her next project will be directing deer for Disney?

Great to see you using that oscar to move on to do really great work.

Read more at Deadline.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/cormac-mccarthy-dead-no-country-for-old-men-1235514554/”>Read more at THR

The author of literary classics like No Country For Old Men, The Road, and All the Pretty Horses has died just a month before his 90th birthday.

i guess this really is no country for old men

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