The former NJ Governor and former Trump ally says he will announce his campaign next week. He promises to be joyful, authentic and run a national campaign.

His slogan will be “All You Can Eat”

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June 7th is the date that the former VP will announce he’s running for President. He will launch in Des Moines on his 64the birthday.

In other news Chris Christie already lunched his campaign.

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Federal officials have acquired an audio recording of Trump talking about holding on to a classified document, which seems to indicate he didn’t really believe the documents had been “declassified” by him in his mind.

He doesn’t even have to worry about rats. Trump does his own ratting.

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Barkley’s down 62 pounds and he credits the amazing weight loss to the designer prescription drug Mounjaro. He told Pat McAfee, “It’s been great, I’ve been starting to feel like a human being — not a fat-ass anymore. I want to lose — I can’t get to my playing weight, which was 250, but I’m gonna get to 270. My doctor told me, ‘There’s a lot of fat young people. There aren’t a lot of fat old people. They’re all dead!’”

Why didn’t you just lie and say it was diet and exercise like the rest of us?

Read more at NY Post

"I have ZERO IDEA what it does but I'm losing weight" 😂😂 ~ Charles Barkley #PMSLive pic.twitter.com/GrsIFrIuqp

— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) May 26, 2023

“I must say it did not hurt me to watch the Boston Celtics fans suffer,” Green said on the podcast. “Those people were really rude to me last year, and I like to see them suffer.”

You’re out too loser.

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The actor was found guilty of two counts of rape in his retrial. He faces up to 30 years in prison.

Well this is going to change the way we watch That 70s Show reruns.

Read more at TMZ

Now that Ted Lasso ended its third and likely final season, critics are tearing apart the whole years episodes, calling it downright unbearable.

Somebody Somewhere is the show that Ted Lasso pretends to be.

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Country star Zach Bryan kicked a fan out of his show after an excitable fan reached out and grabbed at his guitar while Bryan strolled through the audience.

Geeze he really puts the cunt in country.

Read more at NY Post.

Multiple studio higher ups have spoken to THR on the condition of anonymity and they’re all saying that the WGA’s strategy of picketing and shutting down shows has been effective.

So why aren’t you settling? #paythem

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“And Just Like That” has confirmed that there will be a cameo from an unexpected old friend in the upcoming season. No its not Mr. Big– he’s gone– but Kim Cattrall will return as Samantha Jones in an episode of the sequel series.

She’ll only go in long enough to get a bag of money and leave.

Bet a buck she brings up dicks.

Read more at Variety.

Okay they’re calling them Pods, but it is undoubtedly a box. The shared space hostel gives visitors access to office “pods” the size of a phone booth, and private sleep pods that look like cabinet sized boxcars. They’re hoping to make sleeping in a box look sexy and trendy.

Death therapy worked you genius…

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Researchers from Uppsala University are reporting that another problem with junk food is that it interrupts your ability to reach proper deep sleep.

Ok but one man’s junk food is another man’s food

Read more at study finds.