Fidelity has marked down the value of Twitter yet again, arriving at a value of about 33% of what Elon Musk paid for it.

The company is worth shit and the number of fake accounts that have blue checks has tripled. Good job musky.

Read more at Yahoo.

With Jimmy Carter in hospice care at age 98, its now been revealed that his first lady Rosalyn has dementia. She’s 95.

Hopefully she’ll forget her husband’s presidency

Read more at AP News

A huge bundle of files and calendars have been released showing Jeffrey Epsteins massive network of powerful and famous friends and associates. Chris Rock, Peter Thiel, Richard Branson and Irina Shayk were some of the new names now associated with Epstein.

Being at his house doesn’t make you guilty, but you sure look like shit

Read more at Daily Mail

Hayley Williams who is the singer of the band Paramore tells her fans, “You’re fucking dead to me if you vote for DeSantis in 2024.”

You just made the Disney list .

Read more at mediaite.

Bad news, Ron DeSantis fans.

You're dead to Hayley Williams of Paramore. D-E-A-D! pic.twitter.com/lESJ62mvP5

— Louder with Crowder Dot Com (@LWCnewswire) May 30, 2023

The anti-woke consumers who shut down Bud Light and have made Target change some policies are now buzzing around Chik Fil A, mostly because the chicken chain has hired a head of diversity and inclusion.

Don’t worry, that Chik Fil A sauce is good for people to stay away from. No ones going to boycott the only decent fast food chain out there.

Read more at newsweek.

Manson family member Leslie Van Houten was up for parole, and going to get it until Governor Newsome stepped in to block it. But Tuesday a state appeals court reinstated her parole, allowing her to be released after spending most of her life in prison.

Everything’s Helter Skelter.

Read more at Deadline

Gaetz guest hosted the 10 p.m. hour on Newsmax as a fill in for Greg Kelly and beat CNN in the ratings.

Sounds like CNN is ripe for a Waystar buyout.

Read more at mediaite

“Maybe (he’d be) involved (with the Raiders) to the point where he’s actually suiting up,” Aikman said. “I don’t wanna speak for Tom. (But) I wouldn’t rule anything out. He obviously has a relationship with the head coach, he knows the offense, he’ll keep himself in great shape… I would bet that nothing’s off the table, as far as what may occur during the season, or what Tom’s role may be. I think he’s done playing, but you just never know.”

Troy can we save your stupid talk for football season.

Read more at SI.com

It’s confirmed. Josh Allen is dating actor Hailee Steinfeld. The pair were seen smooching in a sushi restaurant on a dinner date.

Wait, isn’t Hailee 12?

Read more at Page Six

The $13 Walmart boys shirt that Roman Roy wore in the Succession series finale sold out in one day after the episode aired. The shirt was chosen to show how coddled and emotionally stunted Roman was emotionally, but that didn’t stop everyone from wanting one.

America, home of the coddled and emotionally stunted.

Read more at TMZ

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Someone overheard Tom on a plane making a phone call to his girlfriend and reported that he said he was on his way to “fucking Pittsburgh” with a derogatory tone in his voice. Several councilmen took offense and made comments about Sandoal’s remarks including one who said, “He clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” adding, “Has he ever set foot in Pittsburgh?” Another remarked, “It’s unfortunate somebody who is having relationship problems is trying to take a swing at Pittsburgh,” adding, “Why bring us down. Work on yourself.”

Sheesh sorry guys. Guess Tom didn’t know Pittsburgh is the Paris of the Midwest.

Read more at TMZ

How does Ye keep getting women to hide their faces when they’re out with him? With Kim it was black lycra, now his new wife is wrapped in white bandages like King Tut.

Is that his Wife? Or is that Chevy Chase?

Read more at TMZ

While talking about someone else’s wig coming off, Sherri jumped off knocking her own wig off so she threw it into the crowd on live tv.

That’s not a wig that’s a hat.

Read more at EW

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