Sunday May 21 Daily Links
SUNDAY 5.21
NEWS STORIES
Stop the Internet, This George Santos Clip is Better Than Everything Else
He said he can chew and walk gum at the same time.
Apparently you can’t dude.
I am crying pic.twitter.com/ZK1SPPNnxb
— Tim Hogan (@timjhogan) May 19, 2023
Guiliani Lawyer Has Had Enough
Bruce Castor says he’s out as Rudy Giuliani’s attorney and just filed a motion in a Philadelphia courtroom to be removed from a civil case where he’s been representing the former mayor. “He’s not cooperating, and he’s not paying me,” are the reasons he wants out.
Looks like its Rudy time. #Rudy you’re on Duty.
Judge in Election Defamation Case Wants Rudy's Financials
The case filed by two Georgia election workers is heating up and the federal judge presiding in that case wants to see Rudy’s finances. Giuliani had claimed he couldn’t afford the cost of providing the required discovery.
That’s asking a lot. He doesn’t even know his bar bill let alone his finances.
Dubai is Building the Moon for $5 Billie
We’ve always wanted a resort on the moon. but how about a resort IN the moon? Dubai is building a 900 foot replica of the moon on top of a 100 foot building. 10,000 rooms are planned, and the moon would glow at night.
How did they beat Elon Musk to this idea?
Bezos $3.5 Billion NASA Contract
NASA awarded Bezos’ Blue Origin a $3.5 billion contract to get to the moon, but Elon Musk already has a $3 billion one to do the same. The race is on?
Sorry guys, Dubai is bringing the moon to us. They win .
Politico Calls Casey DeSantis Lady McBeth
The site is being criticized for being rough on Mrs. Meatball when they’ve defeneed dem wives in the past from similar attacks.
Why Lady MacB? Was Eva Braun too strong?
SPORTS
Aaron Judge vs Pete Alonso
Mets vs Yankees. Aaron vs Pete in the race to be the home run king of baseball.
Lets see who hits the most home runs without going to the playoffs.
Baffert Wins Preakness After Another Baffert Horse Died
HAVANAMELTDOWN was trained by Baffert and had to be put down just hours before the Preakness.
Even the buffalo bills trainer isn’t this bad.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Cannes Gets a Look at a Nazi Movie That's Not Your Typical Nazi Movie
Jonathan Glazer’s Zone of Interest shows us the life of a German family who lives just outside the walls of Auschwitz during the Holocaust. Nice house. Nice family. Mundane life. Only they can hear the sounds of the death camp and see and smell the smoke.
Can’t imagine this premise going over well.
QT Announces the Death of Rick Dalton
The character of Rick Dalton from “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” has died according to Quentin Tarantino who not only announced the death but also a look back at the fictional character’s life and work.
Q is racing his insanity to his retirement. Let’s see who wins.
Scorsese Film is a Cannes Showstopper
People at Cannes applaud a lot and for a long time, but they really seem to sincerely be blown away by allegedly brilliant Killers of the Flower Moon
This is the fifteenth greatest movie ever at Cannes this year.
Strokes Bassist Fighting With Neighbor Over NYC Garden
Nikolai Fraiture bought a home in Soho that had a nice garden behind it. Unfortunately fo him, the neighbor seems to think its his garden because he bought a small room in Nikolai’s building. Nikolai said fuck that and is fighting his neighbor and making everyone miserable to get his green space.
Hey its just a garden, don’t have a stroke.
Jeff Bezos Has a $500 M Yacht With It's Own Support Yacht
Wealth porn doesn’t get much better than Bezos. His new Super Yacht has a secondary Yacht for back up, a boat to go back and forth between the two, and a helicopter. It also has a carving of his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, leading the ship.
But she loves him for his personality
What Made Entourage Creator Wig Out on Twitter?
Doug Ellin acted like Ari Gold after a writer posted a satirical essay saying Entourage was going to be re-edited to reflect modern sensibilities. Ellin responded on Twitter, “You are very much a product of your time, you revisionist hack. Talentless nobodies like you speak on twitter and then your zombie friends at shitty newspapers, that nobody reads anymore reprint your trash. Tell president Obama and the nytimes how offensive we were. Those who try to rewrite history are offensive. And dangerous. And Spielberg already regrets touching ET. Anyway, fuck you. Oh we got a Peabody and a bafta too, ya loser.”
Stay away from the onion, dude. You’ll have a heart attack.
Colin Farrell Allegedly Really Nervous About Britney Book
They were together briefly and he didn’t exactly behave in the most upstanding way, so he is one of the many freaking out about what Britney Spears will reveal in her upcoming tell all.
Relax dude. Two of the people she says she had sex with are Ben Franklin and Mickey Mouse. Don’t worry.
Playboy Model Dishes All About Her Trump Affair
She’s a supporter and she likes him but she wants everyone to know what it was like to be his mistress during his wife’s pregnancy.
With friends like these….
VIRAL & TRENDING
Foreign Tourists Say Whats Great and Awful About the United States
A redditor started a list seeking to find out what outsiders think of the good ole U S of A..
The Best thing is bagels. The worst is getting shot so much.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Fastest Growing and Declining Industries May Surprise You
Event promoters, agents and managers are the fastest growing industry, tobacco manufacturing is the fastest decline. And it may surprise you which list Travel Agent landed on.
The fastest growing industry should be writing internet lists.
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