Tuesday May 23 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at May 23, 2023

TUESDAY 5.23

NEWS STORIES

Tim Scott is in the Race

Republican Senator from South Carolina Tim Scott announced he’s entering the 2024 Presidential election yesterday. His campaign will focus on freedom hope and opportunity.

Tim Scott literally got praise from Donald Trump so he must be no threat whatsoever.

Larry Ellison is in Tim Scotts Corner

The Oracle cofounder is planning to give $60 million to help fund Scott’s campaign for POTUS.

Larry is hoping for a sole survivor situation.

E Jean Carroll Files for Additional Damages

After winning her civil suit against Trump and being awarded damages for defamation, Trump went on national television and defamed her again, so E Jean Carroll asked a judge to allow her to amend her original lawsuit to seek additional damages.

Seems like somebody’s obsessed.

Cops Injured After Guns Start Shooting on It's Own

A popular handgun is allegedly firing on its own? The SIG Sauer P320 semi-automatic handgun has inspired dozens of lawsuits that are alleging it can fire while its holstered, or even sitting unattended on a table- without the trigger being pulled. The lawsuits allege over 150 injured from the incidents.

You see? Everyone owes Alec Baldwin an apology

Florida Pride Events Canceled Over Slate of Hate

Pride activists in Florida are cancelling events after the Governor signed two anti LGBTQ laws into effect. The so called “slate of hate” targets drag shows, limit the use of preferred pronouns in public schools, bans certain gender affirming care for minors, and prohibits trans people from using public bathrooms that don’t align with their birth gender.

Wait till DeSantis finds out key west is part of florida

Uber Suspended Their Diversity Officer After Pro Karen Panel

Uber’s head of diversity and inclusion hosted panels about race and being a white woman that were titled “Don’t Call Me Karen.” According to the invite, “We will be diving into the spectrum of the American white woman’s experience from some of our female colleagues, particularly how they navigate around the ‘Karen’ persona.”

Weird. Uber has to worry about diversity?

Only Fans Model Finds Out Her Biggest Customer is Her Step Dad

A young woman’s step father spent over two grand on custom videos and is her biggest customer on her only fans.

i dont know what to tell you….you’re selling them.

SPORTS

As Broadcaster Fired

The broadcaster who meant to say Negro League, and then said something else on air has been fired from his job.

Well we’re about to find out if there’s a worse broadcasting job than the Oakland A’s.

Justin Verlander: Fuck ESPN

While Francisco Lindor was doing a post game interview with ESPN’s Nicole Briscoe, Verlander cut him off trying to get Lindor to leave with him. Viewers could hear in the background, “F–k ESPN! Leave him alone, let’s go!” and then Justin walks into frame, saying “Let’s go! My God! Stop asking so many questions!”

Someone must have had a bad game. ….

Tom Brady Owns Part of the Raiders

The former Patriot turned Buc is retired but he isn’t out of the league. Tom Brady just completed a deal to buy a piece of the Las Vegas Raiders and as soon as all 24 owners approve, the deal will be done.

Why didn’t New England make this gesture?

Carmelo Anthony Retired

After a 19 year career, the 38 year old announced his retirement on Twitter. “Now the time has come for me to say goodbye, Basketball was my outlet. My purpose was strong, my communities, the cities I represented with pride and the fans that supported me along the way. I am forever grateful for those people and places because they made me Carmelo Anthony.”

In other news Carmelo Anthony was still playing.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Jeff Bezos Asked Lauren Sanchez To Marry Him

She said yes and now after five years of dating, she’s engaged to the richest man in the world.

i guess getting engaged is the normal next step after you carve a wooden bust into the bow of your $500 million sailboat.

Jamie Foxx is Still in Rehab

According to new information, Jamie Foxx is not 100% recovered yet- he’s still in a rehabilitation facility recovering from whatever left him suddenly hospitalized last month. The facility where he is recovering specializes in recovery from cancer and strokes and spinal injuries.

Is this the media’s fault too?

Netflix Gives Arnold Schwarzenegger Fake Job

The streaming service clearly invented a job for Arnie to get him on board- he’s now their Chief Action Officer, or CAO. There is no former CAO and can’t imagine he will have a successor.

And he’s ready to pump….Netflix up.

Demi Moore and Andrew McCarthy Reunite

It’s been 40 years since the two were co-stars in St. Elmos Fire. McCarthy posted a picture on Gram, indicating that the two met up for his Brat Pack documentary in the works.

They went from brat pack to cpap.

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VIRAL & TRENDING

Julia Fox Cannes Dress Makes Her Look Topless and Melting

Fox showed off her Cans at Cannes in a top that resembles melting plastic, that managed to make her titls look like they were melting as well.

This is great, but HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY? You’ve only been in one movie.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

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