“He’s just so old.”

Old voters feel the same way about him.

Read more at WSJ

Astronomers claim to have found 62 new moons orbiting Saturn, making the ringed planet the moon king once again, reclaiming its title from Jupiter.

it’s actually only one moon but its all busted up. You don’t say a broken coffee cup is a100 coffee cups.

Read more at space.

They call it the worst day of the year. You have all the usual problems, plus kids trying to split the bill for their mums, or making multiple reservations, letting their mom pick, and then not showing up, and everyone gets stressed out trying to please their mothers, which they in turn take out on the servers.

Fathers day is great because nobody likes their father.

Read more at CNN.

Collins got her start on the White House beat writing for the Tucker Carlson-founded conservative site The Daily Caller and in 2017, she stuck up for Trump in a convo with Tucker Carlson.

She’s a a mouth for hire. what do you need her to do?

Read more at mediaite.

For months we’ve been warned about the horrible catastrophic things that would happen at the border when Title 42 ends. But when Title 42 actually ended, the number of undocumented aliens at the border actually dropped. U.S. Customs and Border Protection stopped 6,200 undocumented migrants on Friday. But before title 42 ended, earlier in the week they were stopping between 10 and 11,000 per day.

So the problem was title 42 all this time?

Read more at nbcnews.

The man who choked Jordan Neely on the subway now has a cool million to spend on his legal defense thanks to donations from friends and strangers.

if only that money could have gone towards mental health.

Read more at NY Post.

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Dan Snyder entered into a purchase and sales agreement with Josh Harris, NBA legend Magic Johnson and David Blitzer on Friday, which means there’s no turning back. As soon as the NFL owners vote and approve the sale, Snyder is out.

Ding dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch, the rich old bitch.

Read more at TMZ

The WSJ says those who like to be at the forefront of fitness trends are emulating animals including bunnies and apes to get in shape.

You don’t see many fat bunnies, so i guess it’s good?

Read more at WSJ

After 11 workers spoke up and said that working on the Kelly Clarkson show was pretty much a nightmare, Ms. C says she’s really sorry, she didn’t know and she’s going to make things better.

Hello, “too little.” I’d like to introduce you to “too late.”

Read more at Page Six.

How many lists can you make with the beatles at #1?

Read more at Rolling Stone

As you might expect most of the 0% movies on Rotten Tomatoes are crap low budget garbage you’ve never heard of. But not all of em. Police Academy 4 got a 0, and so did Batman and Robin and a few others you may have seen.

Did they mention that rotten tomatoes has zero percent credibility?

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