Mexican Prison Break: 129 Inmates Escape!

In a prison just three miles from the US border, 129 Mexican inmates dug a tunnel through the Earth to a watchtower. They tied up the towers guards, grabbed pliers, and cut a fence to escape. Now police on both end of the boarder are looking for 129 F*&KING INMATES! Meanwhile nearby in Texas officials continue to be vigilant in the search for brilliant songwriters with small amounts of pot.