Thursday May 11 Daily Links

THURSDAY 5.11
NEWS STORIES
Texas Official Confirms Texas Gunman Admired Nazis
The regional director of the Texas Department of Safety held a press conference and said while we don’t know the motive of the gunman, “We do know that he had Neo-Nazi ideation.”
Was it the giant Nazi tattoos that gave him away?
John Wayne Gacy Had Some Weird Demands To a Journalist
Psychoanalyst John Kelly wanted to do an interview with the serial killer but backed out after hearing Gacy’s demands. He wanted to be called J.W., and he asked for Kelly to fill out a questionaire with questions about his height, weight, birth date, “thoughts on sex,” “personal goals in life,” and New Year’s resolution.
You know this isn’t the craziest thing about him right?
New Book Says MLK Criticism of X is Fake
Just another shot to the legacy of Alex Haley.
The UK Has the First Three Parent Baby
A baby born in the UK has the genetic material of three parents instead of two.
Great news for thruples.
Chris Christie Mocks Trump For Six Minutes
“I mean, he must be the unluckiest S.O.B. in the world. He just has random people who he has never met before, who are able to convince a jury that he sexually abused them. I mean, this guy. It’s one person after another, one woman after another. The stories just continue to pile up. And I think we all know he’s not unlucky and that he engaged in this kind of conduct, and he talked about it himself in the Access Hollywood tape…If he’s this unlucky, Brian, if none of this has really happened, he’s just unlucky, we don’t want to guy this unlucky of as president either.”
Are you just mad because he gave you Covid?
SPORTS
Welcome to Prime Time Jets
The NFL schedule is out and thanks to Aaron Rodgers, the Jets are going to play in prime time for the first time in a long time.
And we’re going to be watching every game hoping it falls apart. \
Bo Knows Porcupine Ass
Bo Jackson has a horrific condition where he’s been hiccuping for a year. He’s tried every single remedy under the sun including smelling a porcupine’s ass.
He’s at least the 500th guy named Bo who’s done this.
Simone Biles Said She the Most Nervous on Her Wedding Day
On the day Simone Biles married Jonathan Owen, she said she felt sick the entire day. “I’ve never been so nervous before in my life. [But,] I felt confident walking down the aisle.”
Really cause i can think of one other time.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Natasha Romanoff and Captain America Went to See Jeremy Renner After He Got Injured
“I was honestly so fucking happy to see him. I didn’t know if I was ever going to see him again,” Johansson said in an interview. She and Chris Evans went to see Renner in the hospital without the public finding out.
Avengers Assemble!
Is Elon Trying to Get Don Lemon to Do a Show on Twitter?
The response to Tucker building a show on Twitter got a meh reaction. Elon tweeted that he’s interested in attracting many “shows” including some on the left leading many to speculate he’s signaling Don Lemon.
Send him a couple blocks of your blood. as a joke.
Somebody Get Britney Some Decaf
An inside source says Britney Spears is downing “gallons” of caffeine every day and sometimes stays up three days straight. She needs help, they said.
You know this is not the weirdest thing about her.
Tom Cruise Says He's Going After Shakira...Romantically
Tom says he’s extremely interested in pursuing Shakira and her fans are saying god no.
Tom, you realize you didn’t play the terminator right?
Jeopardy Backlash! OMG!
Fans are pissed that Jeopardy refused to accept the correct answer of Solzhenitsyn because they didn’t pronounce it correctly
Can we have one day without a jeopardy backlash?
Smashing Pumpkins Paid To Stop Someone From Leaking Their New Music
Billy Corgan says a hacker got a hold of their new album before it was released last week. The hacker demanded money not to leak them.
Nobody cares, it’s not 1994.
The songs have been released now and we still haven’t listened.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Bromances Are On the Rise
Young men are connecting with other young men like never before with friendships that are being called Bromances. Sharing feelings, listening, being empathetic are all part of this new dynamic.
Can’t wait for the rise of the Brom Com.
Report Says Fast Food Chains Add Seaweed Beef and Wood to Their Chicken
Daily Mail looked at 14 chains that add a lot to that chicken you’re eating, that isn’t chicken. A number of restaurants had less than 60% chicken. Some resetaurants even put wood pulp in their chicken.
That’s one way to get fiber in your diet.
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