The world’s first starship rocket launched semi successfully on Thursday if you don’t mind that it exploded in a fireball after launch. Elon Musk and his team weren’t upset, they were celebrating. To get this far is amazing,” SpaceX’s Kate Tice said during the webcast. “Everything after clearing the tower was icing on the cake.”

It also cost 3 billion dollars

Read more at space.com.

Florida Tests Emergency Alert in Middle of the Night

It was Florida so everyone was still awake after last nights eight ball

Read more at Yahoo.

When the Pillow Guy was busy telling everyone the 2020 election was fixed, he pulled a dumb stunt, offering a $5 million reward for anyone who could prove that “packet captures” and other data he released there were not valid data. Well a man did just that, and Lindell’s own judges declared him the winner but Mike didn’t want to pay. Now an arbitration panel says he has to.

Well that’s five mill dominion won’t get.

Read more at Washington Post

Everyone’s saying Robert F Kennedy’s inner circle and the crowds showing up are full of MILFs which isn’t something a lot of Presidential candidates can say.

That used to be called a soccer mom now it’s a milf. #progress.

Read more at NY Post.

Host of Unfiltered, and Canceled in the USA is now, well, cancelled. He’s out at FOX after he couldn’t come to a deal with the network. “It’s a sad day. They did give me the opportunity to do one last show, I don’t want you to think they showed me the door. That’s on me, not on them, but I thought it was best to go this way for now.”

Sooo…. everything was his fault?

Read more at mediate.

Irvin was dumped from all Super Bowl coverage when just days before the big game, he was accused of sexual misconduct in his hotel lobby. Now he is still suspended and we’re only days away from the NFL draft.

It’s interesting that Jerry Jones never tried to defend him.

Read more at SI.com.

Oakland As Are Now the Las Vegas As

The last team standing in Oakland has left the building. The deal is almost done to move the Oakland A’s to Vegas and it’s worth over a billion dollars.

At least their back with the Raiders

Read more at KTNV

The runner was caught on ring doorbell cam after he dropped his shorts, squatted, and dropped a deuce.

Now that’s the best example of “Not in My Backyard” you’ll ever see. #NIMBY

Read more at NY Post

Boston marathon runner pooped in someone’s yard today 🤣💩 pic.twitter.com/Jtn6fxNQ2f

— Babz (@BabzOnTheMic) April 17, 2023

Alec isn’t 100% out of the woods but it seems new evidence has come up and prosecutors are dropping the involuntary manslaughter charges for now, pending final investigation related to the Rust shooting.

Now he can go back to just being a regular dick.

Read more at NY Post.

“You see, The Godfather is more entertaining. Godfather II is this study, this personal thing for Francis [Ford Coppola],” Pacino continued. “Godfather I, I saw it recently, it’s always got two or three things going on in a scene. You’re always in the story, you’re going. You don’t know what’s going to happen next, it’s storytelling, it’s really storytelling at its best. Godfather II sort of linearizes, and [it’s] kind of different, somber, moves slowly. But it’s a great movie, I have to say.”

Only a film nerd would disagree.

Read more at Hollywood Reporter

Buzzfeed Inc needs to cut costs, so they decided to shut down their Buzzfeed News division. Employees will be able to apply for Buzzfeed and Huffpost positions.

As long as they have quizzes we’re happy.

Read more at NBC News

In a statement, actor F Murray Abraham responded to accusations leveled against him for sexual misconduct. “This is a sincere and deeply felt apology. Though never my intention to offend anyone, I told jokes, nothing more, that upset some of my colleagues and as a result lost a great job with wonderful people. I have grown in my understanding from this experience, and I hope they will forgive me.”

Yeah, we know what the F stands for Murray.

Read more at NY Post.

Lionsgate TV is in early stages of adapted the Twilight Young Adult novels into a television series.

We used to turn books into movies, now we turn those movies into television.

Read more at usa today

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